noteworthy accomplishments of the week
kelly | 6 May 2005 - 7:56am
1. I am now a Top Five Google Search Result for "cute haircut." My haircut is famous in its own right, even without the highlights!
2. Thanks to mrtl, kalki has become a verb meaning to completely and utterly embarrass oneself by mistakenly communicating something of an inappropriate nature to someone other than the intended recipient. This applies not only to email, but also other communication media such as telephone conversations and text messaging, but its use should be reserved for the most serious of fuck-ups.
3. I have finally corrupted my best friend Doreen, as acknowledged in the following email from her:
And ever since your one blog, when I get upset, out of my mouth comes, "fuckity fuck fuck." I have you to thank for my dirty mouth!
Fuck yeah!
4. I was typing my name ("kel") at the end of an email, but I was typing fast and it came out "kewl." I'm pretty sure that's a sign that I have been recognized by the universe as someone worth keeping around.
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I'm guilty of the fuckity-fuck-fuck too. Thanks a lot.
P.S. You hair is rad.
Next thing you know you'll be taking over the world!
With your hair, those eyes and that witty charm, it's a wonder that your superiority has been so long in coming, but then all things in their time. Maybe it's your time Kitten. You wear it well. mwah!
6. According to Greenie, I have a witty charm. I love that man.
SP, it's my service to the public; I figure it's the least I can do. You're very welcome. ;)
mrtl, "If only I were in charge of the world" is something I say rather often. Perhaps I should be careful what I wish for...
OMG! You DO have the cutest haircut! I totally hate you.
Oh, I kid (about the hate, not the hair!). Mwah. Kisses!
That is a very cute haircut. That haircut is cute. The cuteness of that haircut is insane. Cute haircut, yo.
John Stamos's pants are blazing for you. Probably because of your cute haircut.
Let's say I'm home tonight. The kid's asleep. The husband's out playing poker. I'm not drinking. Really I'm not. I'm watching "Finding Nemo" and I'm otherwise Very Bored.
Let's say I tried googling "John Stamos" and found that KLOG came up as hit #86.
Let's say, just for fun, we start a campaign to get you a better rating in that search.
Consider yourself warned.
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Your haircut truly is a thing of beauty.
And you ARE kewl, no doubt.