google be diggin' my 'do
kelly | 12 April 2005 - 7:44am
Let it be known that if you search Google for cute haircuts with highlights, I am your 5th search result. So basically, cute haircuts with highlights = me. According to Google, which everyone knows is the master of knowledge and information.
And yes, I know that it has everything to do with words and nothing to do with them actually having seen my cute haircut with highlights, but please hush and just let me have this one.
Now if you'll excuse me for a moment...
SEXY LONG LEGS
SEXY LONG LEGS
SEXY LONG LEGS
ROCK-HARD ABS
ROCK-HARD ABS
ROCK-HARD ABS
BUNS OF STEEL
BUNS OF STEEL
BUNS OF STEEL
Oh shut up. Like you wouldn't do it.
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My first instinct was to leave several lines of nonsense about horny teenage girls or massive penis size, just to, you know, make your Google results more interesting. Then I remembered I like you and your blog, and I thought about how things might deteriorate in a "There goes the neighborhood" kind of way, and how it would be all my fault; and I felt the kind of guilt you feel for just thinking about doing something a little bit mean like that, even when you haven't even done it yet, and maybe don't intend to; and even if you did, it would be because you were trying to be funny and not mean; and then I realized how long this freakin' sentence is getting, and how my old high school senior English teacher would be so disappointed in me for abusing grammar so atrociously, so I just stopped.
want to be kelly l? get a cute haircuts with highlights! one is definitely the cause of the other.
AAARRRGGGH!
Is there anyway that I can ask Google to remove my blog from the search results for flabby boobs, stretch marks, and cellulite?
LadyBug, I'm amazed at the restraint you show! :)
John Tesh, AAARGGH indeed! But stick around, because I love that you visit here.
Robyn, they've gotta have a form for that...
So by READING your blog, will we achieve cute haircuts with highlights, long sexy legs, rock-hard abs and buns of steel? If so, I'd like to order one of each, please.
Thanks!
i was wondering where mrtl was, but then i remembered she was travelin' til saturday, so i stopped wondering. but now that john tesh himself is here, well, i'm all worked up and stuff and really can't concentrate on much else because we all know how john tesh really tells it like it is and stuff. i feel like a celebrity, you know, with kelly l google girl and john tesh and ladybug and all. and i forgot to tell you how much i liked the "kites linger over georgia" tagline. that was so much my favorite. i didn't think of something that cool. being an english major and all, i had higher expectations for myself, but i rarely come through on crap like that. i'm not that cool. this site is cool. and kalki has a cute haircut with highlights. i'm aiming for the buns of steel, personally. ;-)
Plum, you got it, girl. This is my blog and I say you get whatever you want.
Raz, buns of steel are the grail of womanhood. I've given up trying to get them, but I wish you much luck in your endeavor! Oh, and I wasn't the mastermind behind "kites linger over georgia." That one was all Doreen. (For an English major, I find myself incredibly deficient with word games of all kinds. Drives me nuts.) Your taglines are definitely worthy, though!
Sexy Long Legs, Check!
Rock Hard Abs, Skipping
Buns of Steel, Check!
2 out of 3 ain't bad?
Awww, Greenie, thanks! I like you even more than before, if that's possible.
That "Skipping" cracked me up. What's a girl need with rock-hard abs anyway, right?
;)
The swag snagging post bumped you to #1 in my goggle results. Go you!
SWEET. Thanks for stopping by Stephlys, and thanks for alerting me to my superior Google status. ;)