R:  So yesterday I was reading People --
K:  Whoa. Slim pickins at the doctor's office, huh?
R:  Yeah, they had Good Housekeeping, something ridiculous like Diabetes Monthly, and one other one just as bad...
K:  Parenting?
R:  No.
K:  Highlights for Children?
R:  No. It was.... Oh yeah, it was Sports Illustrated.
K.  Wait, you're telling me you chose People over Sports Illustrated?
R:  Yes.
K:  Okay.