K: Oh my god, you're playing the John Mayer song about getting old again.
R: Yup.
K: Dude, seriously.
R: What? He understands what it's like.
K: He's, like, 26.
R: Actually, he's 31. So he's been there. He gets it.
K: Um, okay. But you do realize he's fucked Jennifer Aniston, and so he's already accomplished everything a man might want out of life.
R: [sighs]