I realize I'm about eight years late on this, but I totally have a crush on Justin Timberlake. God, I sound so teeny-bopper saying that. But I can't help it! I do!

I didn't have an opinion one way or another until I saw him on Saturday Night Live awhile back. He was brilliant in the skits. And then he performed a song and I was hooked. There's something about the way he owns the stage when he sings that is really fucking hot. The way he moves behind the microphone, the way he leans into it during the lyrics, the sultry look he gets when he sings... let's just say the boy is definitely bringing sexy back. And I know people think that whole SexyBack title is presumptuous. But seriously, any man who can make a Cup O' Soup costume look sexy has totally earned the title.

And did you know that he's my age? He is! Unlike John Stamos (who remains my #1 celebrity crush, lest you begin to worry) Justin is actually within my decade. My year, even. I know, right? Now that he's no longer with Cameron (which, eew), I can see us holding hands walking on the beach our toes in the sand. I can see us on the countryside, sitting on the grass laying side by side. I could be his baby, let him make me his lady. And all he'd want is for me to be his love. (His love. His love.)

It could happen. I'm JUST sayIN.