Archive - Mar 29, 2007
thoughts on a thursday
kelly | 29 March 2007 - 6:47pm
- Is it bad to go to the retirement party of a person in your office building whom you don't know just so you can snag some cake? Really bad if you then congratulate him as if you know him, surely causing him fears of senility?
- Vanilla cola flavored lip gloss serves the exact opposite purpose for which it's intended because of all the lip-licking it induces. One's lips are persistently chapped despite/because of the stuff. But on the bright side - mmmm, they taste like vanilla cola!
- When a man in a cowboy hat offers you a toothpick, take it. It's his way of being chivalrous. Never mind that you won't need it with your tuna salad sandwich.
- Allergies are to spring like blisters to new shoes - bothersome side effects, but so totally worth it.
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