Guess who is the #6 MSN search result for John Stamos? NILBO. Yeah, the man who hates John Stamos, the man who embraces every possible opportunity to sacrilegiously mock His Heinieness. Number 6!!! (And he doesn't even mention John Stamos in his motherfucking post! What the fuckity fuck fuck is going on?!)

You can just imagine how completely pleased Nilbo was to share this news with me. Dude is the king of giddy gloating, I can tell you that. But seriously, how am I supposed to believe that there is still good in the world when seriously fucked up shit like this happens?! I mean, if this isn't a bitch slap from the universe then I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS.