Archive - Sep 30, 2005

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how to outwit a halfwit cat and other random musings

kelly | 30 September 2005 - 9:43am

Checkmate! The water bowl situation has been solved. Behold the almighty bowl stand:

Oh yes, that's right, Maylee - the outwitter has become the outwittee! Sucker.

The Redneck Valley Target's grand opening is October 9. BUT, someone told me that they are doing a soft opening on October 6. That is like, next week!! I am so there. Of course, this begs the question - is it lame to take off work for this?

Why is it always when one's husband is not home, late at night, that the phone rings and the person on the other end hangs up?

Last night the ER song made me teary. WTF? I don't even watch that show. I mean, I just had the tv on as background noise since I was home alone and then all of a sudden the music starts and I'm having a major emotional moment. What the hell is wrong with me? Women are weird, y'all.

I have felt an emptiness since...May, I guess. I wander around aimlessly in the evenings, without direction. There's a void in my life. But now, as of last night, I have once again found fulfillment. Because...ALIAS IS BACK. Hell yeah. And Jennifer Garner and her pregnant little belly are kicking some serious ass. And Lost? Oh, we are full-force down the hatch, people. And let's not forget The Office (makes me laugh and cringe simultaneously - brilliant) and Scrubs (rumored to come back mid-October instead of January - score!) and JOHN STAMOS IS GOING TO GUEST STAR ON ER.