::jumping up and down, hyperventilating::

HEY EVERYBODY, WE HAVE DSL!!! There is now a second deity considered worthy of worship in this household, and its name is Verizon. Praise be to Verizon!! WE'VE GOT DSL!!!!

::high-fives all around::

We've got DSL,
Yes we do!
We've got DSL,
How 'bout you?!!

::cheerleader kick and jazz hands::