Y'all remember Merv, right? My buddy who lives across the street from my office building?

I like Merv. He provides me with a daily dose of nudity. At work! Granted, it is fat, hairy nudity, but it's nudity nonetheless! I don't think poor Merv has A/C because he always leaves his window open and sits at it, shirtless, whenever possible. As a result, I've gotten to know a little about Merv.

What I Know About Merv:

1. He likes to be naked.
2. He is friendly but not environmentally-friendly.
3. He eats four sandwiches for lunch. FAST.

Ever since my first Merv sighting, I have made it my mission to get some photos for you people. Let it be known that klog does not disappoint.

Now presenting Merv, for your viewing pleasure!
(Click on each one to see Merv up close and personal...you know you want to.)

The first photo was taken one day when Merv made a rare morning appearance. He leaned out the window and yelled and waved at people down below on the sidewalk.

The other three shots are a sequence I took on a different day during Merv's lunch. Luckily for me, Merv eats his lunch on the windowsill. Here's his lunch process: He brings to the windowsill a plate, a stack of four meat/cheese/lettuce sandwiches (each in its own ziplock bag), chips, and a canned beverage or two. Sometimes he carries all of this over in a paper bag. He carefully extracts one sandwich at a time, opens it up, and dumps salt onto it from the salt shaker which almost always sits on his windowsill. He eats the sandwich two bites at a time - bite bite gulp, bite bite gulp, bite bite gulp, munch chips, guzzle soda, next sandwich. It is amazing to watch. That Merv can eat four sandwiches in less time than it takes me to eat one! I know because I've raced him.