Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday dear CA-AT,
Happy birthday to you!

Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to the girl who's going to be in the same room as her Secret Greek Idol Luvah (OMGareyoutotallyfreaking OU-UT?),
Happy birthday to you!

Hop on over to Cat's place and give the girl your best birthday wishes.

I realize James Doohan's death last week qualified as entertainment news, but was this really the most pressing issue they could think up for a CNN.com poll? Their polls are often a stretch, but this one takes the cake.

If I wanted dumbfuck polls, I'd read Slashdot.