This week marks the end of an era. My boobin' it up (™JessicaRabbit) era. That's right, the girls have deflated back to their normal size. And this reduction in stature is a major bummer. Gone are the days of bouncing happily along. Gone are the days of walking with my shoulders back and breasts held high. Gone are the days when my personality wasn't the only thing that was more than a handful.

And so today I mourn the loss of my kickass cleavage...and regret all the tops with plunging necklines that I recently purchased.