Archive - Jun 29, 2005

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kelly | 29 June 2005 - 9:54pm

kelly | 29 June 2005 - 8:56am

This week my boobs grew. If I didn't know better, I'd totally think that I was pregnant. Which I'm not. But they are definitely bigger than before. And yesterday when I came home from work I was craving tuna, so I made myself a snack consisting of club crackers spread with mayonnaise and then topped with tuna. Eeew, right? But it was SO good. Really, I'm NOT pregnant. What I am, though, is enjoying these shirt button-popping boobs! They rock! And they bounce! I am a freakin' Playboy bunny, people!

I am thrilled to announce that klog is now the #41 Google search result for John Stamos! Mrtl emailed me yesterday with the good news. Originally I was #80-something, which means we are halfway there! Thanks to everyone for your contributions to the John Stamos Google Campaign. With your help, and my new boobs, there ain't nothin' we can't achieve. (Glory be to Google, and hallowed be John Stamos' name. Amen.)

I almost snatched a Krispy Kreme box out of a public trash receptacle yesterday, just in case there was still a donut in it. I didn't do it, but the fact that I seriously considered it for more than 5 seconds leaves me troubled.

Why is it that everytime I use Blingo, someone has won a prize exactly ONE MINUTE earlier? If only I could be 60 seconds ahead of myself...

This item courtesy of the geek-genius:

Dear Redneck Valley Dumbfucks: A pitcher is not something you take with a camera. Love, Rob

*trademarked by Jessica Rabbit, the boobin' it up™ queen