My work friend just invited me to go shopping after work. Usually we walk together but fuck that, it's Friday! Still, in honor of the walking I should be doing (especially considering I had FOUR donuts today, holy shit), I will be sure to buy shoes. In honor of the walking, like I said.

Something I have that I want more of:

I will never ever own enough shoes. Rob will never ever understand this.

Something I have that I want less of:

However, this is not to say that I want to do the work necessary to have fewer weeds.

Something I have that I am completely satisfied with as is:

Um, "completely satisfied with as is" is a tricky little phrase. I am satisfied with the quantity of cats living in our household. I do not want more (google bless your sweet soul, Jessica) and I would never give any of them up, ever. BUT, I cannot claim to be "completely satisfied" with the quality of their behavior. They tear the wallpaper off the walls and wake me up at 4 am. And knock over the trash. And spill the plants.
(But look at 'em. Awwwww.)