I went to work today without any makeup on. That's pretty much par for the course at the moment. I just simply forgot it. I was halfway there when I realized I didn't have any on, and I was like, "Fuck it. I'm already late, plus I'm moving so fast at work these days that all anyone sees is a blur anyway."

Work is insane right now, really hectic and stressful and all-consuming. In every part of my life, I am running around like a chicken with its head cut off. Actually, I'd like to think that I'm handling all of this rather elegantly at work, but once I get home I pretty much just flop around on the floor and spew blood out my neck.

That was weird. Stress makes me weird.

I'm also having heart palpitations, which can most likely be attributed to the stress. At least I think that's what most people would say. But I have a different theory altogether.

I mean, think about it. I'm very distracted and my heart is all fluttery. The reason seems obvious...JOHN STAMOS. Remember when I met him?! I still haven't recovered.