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definitely mad at me in his subconscious

kelly  |  11 December 2008 - 6:16pm

R: Okay, so I went to trim the chicken this morning for tonight's dinner...

K: Yeah.

R: And I couldn't find any fucking knives.

K: [laughing]

R: No seriously, where the hell did you put the knives? I almost called you at work to ask where they were.

K: So did you finally find them?

R: NO. I had to use a stupid steak knife.

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kelly  |  11 December 2008 - 6:22pm

(I should note that our steak knives are totally cheap and puny, which is the only reason they aren't also stashed in the pantry.)

 

William  |  11 December 2008 - 10:51pm

I would be mad that I could not find the good knives that I may think abiut them subconciuosly that I amy sleepwalk in the middle of the night to find them.

 

jane  |  12 December 2008 - 4:24am

now this is fast becoming a race of who gets to the knives first in their sleepwalking subconscious!

 

HFD  |  12 December 2008 - 3:39pm

I think he's mad at you in his actual conscious, which is probably more dangerous than being mad at you in his subconscious.

So now you really have to keep the knives hidden. Which then makes him even more mad. I can see how this is a problem.

 

jana  |  15 December 2008 - 1:43pm

if Rob were my husband, he'd tell you he purchased a new set of knives and hid them ONLY where HE knows where they are, therefore cementing the theory in your brain that HE will be the one sleepwalking and knife stabbing.

 
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