more fun than fortune cookies
kelly | 21 March 2008 - 3:29pm
On my desk at work is a daily tear-off calendar that has Italian phrases and their English translations. The phrases are delightfully random, and I decorate the fridge at home with the ones that particularly suit me, like "I drank too much champagne."
Monday morning I tore off the pages from the weekend and was struck by how the two phrases perfectly portray the personalities of Rob and me, each describing a distinguishing characteristic of one of us.
I brought them home to share with him, and he laughed out loud at how fitting they are: "I thrive on a challenge" and "It is important that plans be made well in advance."
I will not say whether or not these traits also apply in bed.
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Don't all fortune cookies apply to 'in bed'? I suppose only if you're with the right adults.
Maybe you should frame these two and hang them somewhere...
È importante a Kelly che i progetti è bene fatto anticipatamente a letto. io ripeto, a letto. ;)
is it totally wrong that i may be a little bit in love with jane?! she's got a way with words that tickle this english major's fancy! ;-)
There is nothing wrong with planning , in advance, a good romp in bed.
Awwwright...RZ and Jane. bow chicka bow bow
RZ is like Wanda in "A Fish Called Wanda". Whisper: "Croissant ... deja vu ... plume de ma tante ... res ipsa loquitor ... fuseeeeeeli ...." and she melts like an M&M.
But not in your hands.
Bow-chicka-bow-bow.
After these comments, I feel like I just walked in to a porno being filmed in my living room.
And just for the record UCM, I had nothing to do with it, or those involved in Nils&Will's sexploitation of two innocent girls declaring their ardent fondness of linguaggio, which I should mention means language in Italian and has nothing to do whatever rhymes with fellatio.
But smooch to Rz anyways.
That said, William and I have a well-known penchant for ... uh .. clever linguists, and any blatant reference to one's linguistic abilities can hardly be considered "innocent". Rather like taking a nine-year-old boy to a sleepover at Neverland Ranch, then batting your eyes at the jury and saying, "But I packed his pyjamas."
Look Nils, you're an old man and are, from what I gather from previous comments on this site, possibly affected by all kinds of geriatric impotence as demonstrated by your perversive compulsion to twist every comment into some Freudian confession of 'slips' and 'tongues'. You know, I just want to rescue you from that castration complex you got stuck in after MJ packed your PJs for Neverland...
As for William, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt for now.
:)
Sorry to bombard klog with comments Kelly, but for the sake of clarity and the trend of misunderstood intentions, "I just want to rescue you [Nils] from that castration complex" is NOT an admission of penis envy on my part.
Not Nils' anyway.
;)
i love you ALL! and "bow-chicka-bow-bow" should *totally* be my future wedding song or something. thanks to wils and nils for being the pervs we all aspire to be! ;-)
p.s. is it also totally wrong that i too have a perversive compulsion to twist every comment into some Freudian confession of "slips" and "tongues?!" because, ummm, i totally do.
(that last comment was from me. COMMENT HOG!!!)
No, not wrong Rz chicka...although you've probably revealed yourself as 1) sexually repressed in a ménage à trois with Nils&Wils, and/or 2) brainwashed into ingesting the Horny Goat Weed they cultivate for you.
N'est-ce pas? :)
I am so grateful I have jane to rescue me from my various complexes after diagnosing them. And I am equally grateful that I have RZ, who sees no need to improve others, and instead laughs along with lighthearted banter.
Taking fun as simply fun
And earnestness in earnest
Shows how thoroughly thou none
Of the two discernest.
--- Piet Hein
happy Easter monday, nils! (happy belated Easter to the rest of you!)
WHOA what the heck happened? I suppose this is what occurs when comment after comment are imbued with innuendos. People will find out through google...
Wow peoples, and just like that Nilsy goes from resident pervert to the immaculately wise Delphic Oracle. Wonderful quote and I couldn't agree more. I suppose I can show mum this site after all, as in it's mum-friendly. As in 'Yes, my child is in safe hands at klog'. Hee.
And Nilsy, I was just playing around with your umm..'carnal' way of having fun. If I came across as anything less than playful in my tone, choice of diction or otherwise (ie a pontifical don't-muck-with-me bitch) and have caused offence, I apologise. In my offline life I am anything but a clinical diagnostician, or a life improvement coach à la Anthony Robbins.
After hogging comments here I shall not commit such a cardinal crime again! And so I shall abstain from commenting for a while.
Because abstinence makes the heart grow fonder.
Love you all!
Peace.
I'm closing comments to this post since it seems the spambots have found it (I just deleted 30 spam comments). But comments from all you real life wonderful people are of course always appreciated and welcomed. :)