orbit
kelly | 10 March 2008 - 11:52pm
I recently switched to Orbit gum, mostly because the package works better in my purse than the traditional kind, and also because the CitrusMint flavor was calling to me. But upon just finishing my first pack, I have discovered the best reason to chew this gum. Because when you take the last piece out of the package, you say aloud to yourself, "Oh no! I'm out of Orbit!" And then you hear yourself and laugh.
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your tagline that you made up a couple of years ago, kiss last orbit goodbye, is perfect for this post! :) the only new one i can think of, which isn't much different, is kelly's last orbit gum.
have a great week!
Cute. Sounds like a bliss bit.
Hmmmm...I haven't tried Orbit before. Clearly I must get into Orbit like the rest of y'all.
kelly's lacking orbital groove?
1) For years I ONLY chewed Extra gum so that I could pull it out and ask, "Would you like some gum? I happen to have a little Extra."
2) I am now very loyal to Stride gum. The flavor lasts soooo much longer than any other kind I've tried. Plus it's yummy!
Okay, I just read Charlotte's comment about the Extra gum, and now I'm afraid I might have a little crush on her. Hee.
I always think "Man, Kelly could not be more dorky." And then you write something like this and up goes the bar.
i thought of another one accidentally: kelly loses orbital gravitation