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kelly  |  20 November 2007 - 6:58pm

Well shit. My breasts have gotten smaller. This was so not part of the plan.

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Nils  |  20 November 2007 - 8:31pm

You mean they're smaller than in the picture you sent me? Damn, girl. You are the Chair of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.

 

kelly  |  20 November 2007 - 8:43pm

That, coming from the President of the Teeny Weenie Meeting? :P

 

Ern  |  20 November 2007 - 9:02pm

Really, what can I add to that? Not much sympathy here though. ;)

 

William  |  21 November 2007 - 12:01am

Rob,

My condolences

 

Jen  |  21 November 2007 - 12:11am

Don't worry, Kelly. It happened to me too. It's sad, but just buy new bras. Eventually, you'll forget what they were like before. (I know, not much help.) Sigh.

 

Danielle  |  21 November 2007 - 3:09pm

Yes. That is the upside of gaining weight, and the downside of losing weight. Breasts get bigger! Breasts get smaller. :-(

Breasts are fat, literally.

 

kelly  |  21 November 2007 - 5:00pm

Fair enough, Ern. Fair enough. :)

William, especially since I'm all, "Rob, do you think my breasts are smaller?" I mean, that is quite possibly the only question worse than "Do I look fat in this?"

Gah, Jen! Shit ain't right! And what sucks even more is that now my bust-to-waist proportion is the same as before! So even though my waist is smaller, it doesn't look it. Why did I bother?!

So I've learned, Danielle. But why can't food go directly to our breasts instead of our hips?!

 

nicole  |  22 November 2007 - 10:24pm

2 surefire ways to get bigger boobs:
#1. a boob job (do they do those in redneck valley?)
#2. get pregnant

not sure which would carry more risks/ complications. i'm just guessing you won't be desperate enough for bigger tatas for either solution.

 

kelly  |  22 November 2007 - 11:24pm

Hi nicole! Yeah, I would never consider #1, and #2 is not worth it to me, at least not anytime soon. Plus that's just a temporary solution anyway, so wouldn't help me in the long run. Oh well.

 
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