justin timberlake
kelly | 3 April 2007 - 2:23pm
I realize I'm about eight years late on this, but I totally have a crush on Justin Timberlake. God, I sound so teeny-bopper saying that. But I can't help it! I do!
I didn't have an opinion one way or another until I saw him on Saturday Night Live awhile back. He was brilliant in the skits. And then he performed a song and I was hooked. There's something about the way he owns the stage when he sings that is really fucking hot. The way he moves behind the microphone, the way he leans into it during the lyrics, the sultry look he gets when he sings... let's just say the boy is definitely bringing sexy back. And I know people think that whole SexyBack title is presumptuous. But seriously, any man who can make a Cup O' Soup costume look sexy has totally earned the title.
And did you know that he's my age? He is! Unlike John Stamos (who remains my #1 celebrity crush, lest you begin to worry) Justin is actually within my decade. My year, even. I know, right? Now that he's no longer with Cameron (which, eew), I can see us holding hands walking on the beach our toes in the sand. I can see us on the countryside, sitting on the grass laying side by side. I could be his baby, let him make me his lady. And all he'd want is for me to be his love. (His love. His love.)
It could happen. I'm JUST sayIN.
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Do you mean Cameron?
Ha, Effie, I was making the correction right as you were leaving your comment. SO not a fan of her. Not enough to even remember her freaking name. Blech.
Oh I loved me some JT - twice! And he did bring sexy back, both times.
I am totally with you on this.
You're not late on this, because it was only in the last year or so that he GOT hot. And SexyBack...I have a disturbing obsession with that song.
He is SO totally hot, even if I'm old enough to be his mama. Just because you're on a diet, doesn't mean you can't look at the menu!!
Fine. Whatever. Toss our love away for a casual crush on a frigging junior high school kid. Just remember that the little boy who'd be boinking YOU has dipped his stick in Britney and Cameron, ripped the top off Janet Jackson, and performed intricate, sweaty dance moves with Lance Bass. You may want him to boil that thing in bleach before you let it anywhere near you.
Tell him he can do that in bucket or In Sink. (Heehee get it? In Sink? Get it? WHY WON'T THEY LET ME DO SITCOMS ANY MORE?)
OK, can't talk. I have a book signing at Barnes and Noble in a half an hour. Well, not so much a book signing as "finding every book with a picture of Rebecca and using a Magic Marker to paint moustaches on all her pictures and also finding the ones of her looking hot in a bathing suit and - well, making it look like she forgot to wax, if you get my drift". That bitch and her "Oh, I need a STRAIGHT man. With some semblance of a career."
Go ahead. Have your fling. I'll be here when you're done. Or somewhere. Check ET - they occasionally run a "Where are they NOW?" story.
I'm still behind the curve on this one. I'm not even sure that I know that song. Ah well. I lvoe your goofy posts like this, they make me smile.
Yes, that was lvoe. I'm always typing it wrong and it has become a bit of a Word for me.
Word.
although I feel a bit dirty saying this, he is totally cute. Only because of SNL--I love a man with humor. The "Punked" skit was the best, I think that was the first time he was on SNL. But (gag) he is too YOUNG for me. Yikes!
Ditto on Cameron--but geez he had Britney too, albeit before the crazies kicked in.
OK, I'm right there with you. I don't think the whole boy band dealio he was in made him sexy much but you're right, that SNL show was great. I still quote that Trrrrget skit from that night.
Ok - so I felt the need to reply again in the name of tying two posts together. The Secret does NOT work. When I went to see Justin in concert a couple of weeks ago - I used the Secret to meet him, and it did not work. And I BELIEVED! See, I really do believe that I am going to meet famous people at some point in my life, ask Kelly, she'll tell you. And not just like, Scott Bakula famous people (sorry Doreen). But the actual A-list celebrities that I love & adore - Justin, Will Smith, Tim Mcgraw - I am going to meet them. And then they will love me, and want to be my friends, in turn, leading to the meeting of MORE famous people. Makes total sense to me. So I figured hey - smallerish concert venue, smallerish town - why not. Let's go Secret! And nothing. Oh well - at least I got to eat Chipotle.
HFD, next time you're headed for a JT lovin', I am coming with!
;) to Bente.
I have a disturbing obsession with that song too, Ern. Really, with all of his songs. Rob rolls his eyes every time I buy a new one on iTunes.
He is universally yummy, kristen.
(Nilbo, I have to say that your John Stamos comments are pure brilliance. Every time.)
Thanks, Danielle. And I'm liking the lvoe thing.
He has had seriously terrible taste in women, jana. But given the chance, I could totally change that.
TKW, my favorite was, of course, d*ck in a box. Rob and I still watch that one a couple times a month, and still laugh every time.
Hee, you crack me up, hfd. And I definitely believe that you believe. Heck, you even make me believe. One of these days, one of our celebrity-befriending schemes is gonna work...
If only the Justin obsession post had come a little bit earlier - you totally could have come. I just did not know!
I'm sorry, Kelly. I just can't get behind you on this one. Justin Timberlake makes my skin crawl. *shudder*
This obsession is a relatively recent thing, hfd. There's no way you could have known.
Have you seen him sing, LadyBug?! Recently? Okay fine, I won't try to convert you. Although, I have to say, the *shudder* was a wee bit harsh. :)
i totally think that justin is cheese master, except i almost went to his concert, almost.