I feel the need to brag that I am still the #1 Google search result for "cute haircut with highlights". I am also the #5 result for, simply, "cute haircut". I would say that this is a bit extreme, that my haircut is not that cute, but it seems that perhaps it just might be.

I had a streak for awhile there with doctor's offices. In a span of several weeks I went to multiple doctor's offices, and the receptionist at every single one commented on my hair. I would walk in, give my name, and the receptionist would exclaim, "I love your hair!" Or maybe they just greet everyone that way?

I even got a compliment when we were in Dubai. The woman working the guest relations desk at the Burj al Arab told me, with a shy smile, "I like your hair coloring." It pleased me to know that my hair is globally fabulous.

One morning two weeks ago, I had parked in the public lot I always park in for work and had just gotten out of my car when a woman approached me and said, "Hi. Um, I've seen you here a few times before. And I just love your hair. Can you tell me who does it?" I can't wait to tell my hair stylist that people are now stalking me in parking lots in order to get her name.

And then, last Friday, the best compliment yet. We were at Rob's company holiday party. There were about 350 people there. I was introduced to a girl my age whose husband also works at the company, and she said, "I swear to god, earlier this evening I pointed you out to my husband and said, 'That girl has the best haircut in the room.'"

It's almost as if Google makes it so. Become the #1 search result for something and suddenly you possess it!

In which case, John Stamos John Stamos John Stamos!