ummm... you are most, most definitely NOT back to square one. this shirt has unimaginable potential. DO NOT return it. DO NOT leave it at home. DO NOT take it all the way to dubai and then chicken out and not wear it out to a club.

just try it our once. you will thank me for my advice when you return, i promise.

men, are you with me? tell her this shirt is a KEEPER. nilbo, where are you?

I can see how it might give you pause. But you did say that it was suggested that you get a top that shows your middle or has sequins and it is more conservative than either of those. So, you are probably okay wearing it to the club. I'm sure that once you get there, you'll feel appropriately dressed.

Well.

I think you need to go shopping again, if only to give yourself a range of options once you get there. I think you'll be more comfortable if you can choose between that top and, say, something with more sparkles. ("Yeah. You're very sparkly. Very sparkly. I'm an excellent driver. Uh-oh. Two minutes to Wapner.")

That said, I agree with my colleagues-in-perv that it's a keeper, and may well be the one you'll choose when the night comes and the club beckons. I mean, you know and we know that you'll look hot in anything, so let's stop being disingenuous with ourselves.

It's cute, it's different, and hey, what's the worst that can happen? Oh, please .. you're going to tell me Rob would object to the bite of a stiletto heel and the jingle of fur-lined cuffs ...?

Mistress Kelly. Yeah, that rings.

Let me know if you want me to go hooch shirt shopping with you. Allthough I am pretty sure that Rob probably doesn't get tired of doing that. Also, I cannot believe that your very first clubbing experience ever will be in Dubai! Talk about starting off at the top.

If you feel slightly dominatrix in it, just add a pair of handcuffs at your belt, and you'll be fine... I think it's all in what you pair it with--black leather pants or skirt=dominatrix. Silky, flirty skirt=not dominatrix, but sexy and hoochie! Or silver dog collar necklace=dominatrix, simple gold chain or serpentine necklace=sexy/hoochie mama

Kelly, can you send me your snail mail address? I have some shirt that are still 'in', that you may like. I havent been able to wear them for 2 years- due to excessive fat.

I tend to be a bit conservative, so I dont think they are too raunchy, but they are sexy. I loved them!! Awesome in the summer, can wear with shorts, pants, skirts. They havent been worn much at all. No handcuffs needed to accessorize.

Ok, I think you're wrong about that. I'm totally straight and all I could think to do was RIP that bodice right down the middle with my teeth......you are SO club-ready.

No, no, no. It is fine. It all dependds on what you wear it with. I'd say it is nice and shexay. Not hoochie at all. Really.