stuff I swear by
kelly | 22 June 2006 - 1:58pm
Oprah's Favorite Things shows annoy me. Because I don't tend to buy $25 brownies and I think it's ridiculous to spend $700 on a coat. The concept behind those shows is neat, but all I learn from them is just how out of touch with the rest of us Oprah really is.
I'd much rather hear about favorite things that are actually relevant to my life and my budget, things used by regular (albeit smart, savvy, and super-cool) people. Afterall, we've all got favorite things - stuff that saves the day, stuff we stock up on, stuff we swear by. I could easily come up with a long list of my own favorite things. Here are five for now. And feel free to share your own.
Calgon bubble bath.
Someone gave us this as an engagement gift, and it has been a must-have in our household ever since. It's actually bath gel/body wash, but I use it as bubble bath. This stuff bubbles better than anything else I've tried - and if you turn on the jets, the foam will literally fill the tub. Comes in several scents - my favorite is Ocean Breeze.
Video Catnip.
If parents can sit their kids in front of the tv, why can't cat owners? Turns out, we can. My cats totally plop themselves in front of the tv to watch this. So freaking cute. As is the screen batting. I'd recommend buying it on DVD so you can set the thing to repeat or else you'll become a slave to the rewind button.
EarPlanes.
My ears do not regulate pressure well. As a result, descending in an airplane causes severe pain in my ears and head. And then my hearing has the tunnel effect for the rest of the day, which means I talk in a whisper and absolutely cannot hear a word anyone else is saying. Rob and I must sound like an elderly couple walking through the airport, he telling me to "Speak up!" and me insisting, "I can't hear a word you're saying!" Then, on a trip a year ago, I discovered EarPlanes in a hotel gift shop. Best Invention EVER. They totally work - no pain and no tunnel effect. If only they made them for scuba diving...
San Sebastian wines.
On our honeymoon we stopped at San Sebastian Winery in St. Augustine, Florida for a tour and tasting. We bought several bottles for our cruise, and then stopped again on the way home to buy a case. We had never tasted wine quite like this - made from muscadine grapes, the wine has a distinct, unique flavor. Four years later, San Sebastian wines are still our favorite. Fortunately, they'll ship cases right to our door. Vintners Red and Vintners White are our top picks; we often give bottles of Vintner's Red as holiday gifts. And we always buy a bottle of the Rosa, because one sip of that transports us right back to the evenings we spent on the verandah of our honeymoon suite.
Spray 'n Wash stain stick.
When Rob and I were first married, he would sometimes come home with a worried expression on his face, saying, "I have a [pen ink/spaghetti sauce/mud splatter] stain. You think it'll come out?" I'd act unsure and tell him that I'd do my best. And then I'd take the article of clothing into the laundry room, spend 2 seconds rubbing the stain stick across the stain, and throw it in the washer. When I pulled the item out, stain-free, he'd look at me like I could work magic. It was at least a year before I admitted to him that the stain stick was doing all the work. And it does work magic. I have yet to encounter a stain it won't get out, completely. And you can treat the stain right away (up to a week before doing laundry), or slather the product on the stain a minute before you start the load. And the best part is, you'll achieve domestic goddess status without even trying.


You know on the Oprah show they give everyone in the audience the items discussed.
"Look under YOUR CHAIRS! EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE GETS ONE!"
Then the audience goes all crazy like, screaming and yelling (because you know they never had $25 brownies).
So what I am saying is....as a member of your audience...do I get free samples of this stuff?
wow! all these items, listed right here with links, for us to choose from for tomorrow's big day.........so many choices! ;)
i cannot live without morningstar farms items; sour cream; frito lay jalapeno cheddar cheese dip; blue chips; olay soap; and my "helen of troy" hair iron straightener even though it always looks like i never use it.
William's answer is the ONLY reason I think Oprah's fave things episode is worth watching...I daydream that one day I'll be lucky enough to be the surprised audience member who finds herself at that taping :)
I used to not be able to live without Borders Chai, but I guess I've been living without it for a few months now...so let me think...
Ok, here's my list:
Vernor's ginger ale
Vegetarian burritos at Qdoba (and I'm not vegetarian!)
Avent sippy cups
Adjustable-waist girls' clothes at Target (I have very skinny kids, and these mean I can shop without Audrey trying stuff on!)
Those sippy cups rock, Andrea!
What a good idea, a favourite things post.
I don't mind the Oprah, but I do believe with these kinds of shows she fuels the insane consumerism that defines our culture. And that shit ain't right. She's like a black Mary Kay, telling women who can barely afford hydro bills to go ahead and splurge on 25 dollar hand cream.
i think it's after midnight over there in redneck valley...
happy birthday, chic!
Happy Barfday, Kelly! I think we can all agree that you look just as fabulous at 35 as you did at 25! Well, close enough for government work, anyway. Most guys would still hit on you. OK, some guys. As long as Rob wasn't around as an alternative. But still, looking great. Well, certainly presentable. (crickets) OK, look, you can get it back, alright? So hey, have a blowout for your birthday and we'll start work tomorrow.
SOOOO ... five of my favourite things ...
My computer/laptop/internets, of course. Could not imagine life wizzout. Well, I could, but how much less rich would it be ...?
My cordless drill. I do a lot of home repair and building and carpentry and jaysus, it saves my life every day. It is the one essential tool every home must have.
My Crocs. They are hideous and I have had an injunction issued by my darling daughter against wearing them in any public place. But they weigh eight ounces, they have molded to my feet like a second skin, they slip on and slip off so easily, and they are beyond comfortable, verging on "ahhhh". Plus, dishwasher safe. I mean, really.
My breadmaker. Currently a Black and Decker, although my last was an Oster and worked just fine. Allows me to make the best multi-grain French bread on the planet. No, better than that.
My ride-upon mower. 2 1/2 acres. 5 hours by regular mower, 1 hour with a ride-on. You can take it from me by using deadly force. Other than that, you'd best move or I'll run it up one side of you and down t'other.
Happy Birthday to you, Kelly. As a special gift, a bunch of your friends have gotten together and chipped in $5 each and are sending me to your place for a full day and night.
So, listen .. Rob will be home, right? Because that was the only reason I made this deal. Hey, this weekend I could be doing a Guns and Knives show in Mobile, Alabama with Andy Dyck. But the chance to spend it with Rob ...?
Happy Birthday, Kalki!
Happy Birthday to youuuuuu
You blog in a zooooooo
You look like a goddesssssss
And you smell like....Snapple What-A-Melon!
Hee.
Happy Birthday, my dear friend. Hope today is fab-a-lous.
Happy Birthday!!
William, I am so going to mail you a Spray 'n Wash stick. Smartass. :)
Pick the wine, Rz. The WINE! ;) And I am going to buy some blue chips and frito lay jalapeno cheddar cheese dip right away! I've never tried either. Are they good together?
Yep, that's my greatest fear, Andrea - that one of my favorite things will be discontinued. The horror! Next time I'm at Qdoba, I will try the vegetarian burritos. And might the sippy cups work with cats? They keep spilling their freaking water bowls.
Yeah, that's the thing, Amy. The Favorites Thing shows are so unrealistic. Usually I really like Oprah because she seems so grounded, and I guess that in particular is why this annoys me.
You rock for remembering, Rz.
Love your list, Nilbo. I am resisting the urge to buy Crocs. I have not liked them from the start. (Well, I'm sure they are totally comfortable but I don't like the look of them and I'm vain enough to care more about that than comfort.) But now that I'm seeing them all over the freaking place, I am starting to adore them. Which is quite simply ridiculous considering they still look as stupid as they ever did. But now that my brain has been inundated with images of them, all it can think is Crocs, Crocs, CROCS. That's advertising at its best, I s'pose.
John Stamos, what will it take for me to get a good birthday spanking?
Thanks, Andrea!
That was the perfect birthday song, LB. Thanks, sweetie.
Thank you, Bente!
I had to chime in on this one, because I feel the same way about that Oprah show (although how COOL would it be to get in the audience?). I saw one where she had the "perfect white t-shirt". It was $25, which isn't awful, but it's kind of steep for a layering item. And then later she said she thought it was so great and affordable that she bought a dozen. Dude.
OK, I can't think of a whole list, but a couple jump to my mind.
Olay moisturizer. I've used it since junior high and I've tried other stuff but I always go back. Especially now that they have SPF 30.
My iPod. I've only had it for a few months, but it has done wonders for studying, for exercising, for remembering old music that I never bother to drag out on CD.
Kelly, no! Please don't cave to the Crocs fad! They are so very awful and ugly!
frito lay jalapeno cheddar cheese dip and blue chips together rock the cashbah! along with my morningstar farms products and fat-free sour cream...i.am.in.HEAVEN.
Holy hell, that's $300 on t-shirts, Ern!!! And I've often considered trying Olay, but never have. Thanks for the recommendation! (And yeah, my iPod is also on my favorites list.)
Thank you for being the voice of reason, Allie. You're right - I am slowly stepping AWAY from the Crocs.
Okay yeah, I'm totally getting some of that tomorrow, Rz!
then, whatever you do, do not make eye contact with these, as you may get swayed over to the dark side like i did. they are so freakin' cute!