playing doctor with john stamos over and over and over again
kelly | 4 April 2006 - 4:53pm
So, I think John Stamos got a wee bit jealous of all the attention Rob is getting from me over this whole ER thing. Because how else do you explain that just three days after our emergency room incident, it is announced that JOHN STAMOS WILL BE JOINING ER IN THE FALL? Not as a guest star, like before. But, like, as a regular! As in, full-time! In other words, every week! (Thanks to ieatcrayonz and SG for the heads up. Why John Stamos did not call me personally with this news I will never know.)
I can only think that John Stamos reads this blog and realized he needed a way to one-up Rob's trip to the ER. And so he decided to accept the ER role. Which is, you know, totally different. But, yet, sorta similar. And, without doubt, total proof that he is vying for my affection.
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You are such a kook!
but in totally good way.
Dude. After Jake in Progress tanked, I knew I had one last shot. So I took the ER gig. I know the show is sinking like a stone, but hey, they would have me, although I did have to agree to work for scale. Still, it was better than the pissy little bit of gas money that shopping mall in Encino was offering for me to show up on "Where are they now? Day".
I figure I'll lay low for a bit, collect the cheque, pay off some of the fines from violating the goddamn restraining order Mary Kate and frigging Ashley took out on me (100 yards? What are we, in Nazi Germany? Even Rebecca only got 50 yards from the other judge!), then maybe enough people will have forgotten exactly why even the mention of my name causes a script to suckify to the point where it cannot be saved.
Until then, do you mind if I list this as my "Official Fan Club" site? My real "Official Fan Club" site folded a month or so ago. The girl who ran it was such a bitch. I mean, 75 yards? What are we, in Nazi Germany?
Why am I not getting the 75 yards bit?
You are most welcome for the down low on the info. I may have to tune in myself to see the steamy hotness that is John Stamos.
I heard Dave Coulier is going to be onthe show and eventually Saget will be joining the cast and ther are going to rename the show Full-ER house.
Ha! Poor Jesse's Jeliss. Looks good on him.
Of COURSE he's vying for your affection. Aren't we all?
Is that what it takes to win your affections??? I have to get myself cast in one of your favorite shows??? When WILL these unattainable realities cease?
oh and I called my agent about getting added to Alias....did you know that it's cancelled??? We're trying for Commander in Chief, but rumor has it, it's on the bench for possible cancellation too.
It shouldn't be this hard.
I can just picture you waking up every Thursday morning salivating.
I wonder if he'll be as perpetually hair-savvy on ER as he was in Full House? I'd love to see him toting a fine-toothed little comb and some gel around the hospital with him. ;)
Damn spammers have made me not be able to do anything but manually go through my 900 plus posts and shut off the comments...one at a damn time.
I MISSED THE WHOLE KLOG updates.
Rob, I hear ya...every day I have those and my irrational side took over a long time ago and my rational side just sits back and laughs. I no longer have control over my mind when the anxiety kicks in and takes over the whole body. I physically HURT in my chest when it happens.
I'm sorry, I wouldn't wish this on anyone.
Kelly, *BIG OL HUG* I'm sorry sweety. I never realized what I put Shaun through when I have to stop in a store, put my head down and start crying because the attack is so bad.
Hee, Danielle. In those ice breaker games in which you have to say your name preceded by an adjective that describes you and begins with the same letter, I always use kooky. Kooky Kelly. Unless it's supposed to be a fruit instead of an adjective, and then it's Kiwi Kelly. Okay, that was random.
I love John Stamos, I do. Like, totally and completely. But that had me rolling, Nils. I won't even say anything clever or witty back because it's perfect all on its own.
I could be wrong, ieatcrayonz, but I believe 75 yards refers to the size of Stud Stamos'...er, stud. ;) And the fact that Rebecca only got 50 yards from the judge proves my belief that her decision to leave John was WAY stupid. (No, okay fine, it's restraining order distance...)
LOL, William. Utterly silly, but it made me guffaw. :)
What would really look good on him, amy, is that nude beach I went to. Just sayin'.
Awww, LadyBug. Believe me, girl, you've got it. *hug*
greenie, I knew this was the last season of Alias and that it's been on hiatus this season for QUITE awhile. Are they going to show the last remaining episodes? THEY HAVE TO SHOW THE LAST REMAINING EPISODES, DAMMIT! And OH, they can NOT impeach my favorite president! Now I'm all riled up.
Kranki, there will be a puddle on my pillow to prove it. (Sorry, that doesn't really make sense, but the alliteration was too good to pass up.)
Hee, kerri! Did you see him guest star this fall as a paramedic? I think he's going to resume that role and let me assure you that he is entirely yummy. Quite the flirt. Have mercy.
kristine, it's good to see you! Thanks for the hug. And honey, that comment spam situation is out of control! Shit ain't RIGHT.
When I heard about John Stamos signing on to ER full time I TOTALLY though of you.
Me, too! I was totally going to break the news to you, but you already know, so I won't. Or can't, rather. Because you already know and stuff.
Boo. This is no fun at all.
(But SQUEEEEEE! I'm so happy for you, you Stamos Lustin' fool!)
Hi Torrie!! And thanks for thinking of me. :)
cat! I'm so happy for me, too!! Yay!!!!