robservation #49: correlation of kelly's photography to her drunkenness
rob | 29 March 2006 - 11:29pm
Upon arrival at the beach:
After 2 rum punches (and some giggling):
After a few more rum punches:
Finally, after a rum on the rocks (this is around the time that Kelly was declaring "fuck the dolphins!"):
John Tesh would certainly draw a clear causation here: carelessly tilting your camera can result in an astonishing level of inebriation.
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Hee hee hee.
In the stateroom after returning from the beach:
"Rob, dude, I'm totally drunk."
"Did you just say you're drunk?! I can't believe it - you've never admitted to being drunk before!"
"I know. I'm, like, so drunk. My lips are numb. My toes are tingling. I see three TVs." [giggle]
This was an historic moment in my life. I have never before been drunk, or at least not drunk enough to admit it. All I can say is that the fucking dolphins drove me to it.
Dude. You got so drunk you actually admitted you were drunk? I am deeply impressed. No wonder you wanted to fuck a dolphin.
The only thing that's missing from this photo sequence is, of course, the final one ... where the camera is actually pointed at the sand on her way to the ground. That would have been awesome - a slow motion, Caribbean pass-out.
I don't see what you're talking about, Rob. Those first two could use a little bit of straightening, though.
Hmm. Interesting.
I've been sitting here tilting my camera for almost an hour, and I didn't even get a buzz.
Even tilted the beach looks gorgeous.
What a fantastic place (to get drunk).
HOO! You = hilarious, Kel! But seriously, just say NO to drunk photogging in the future, mm'kay?
Heh. Heh-heh.
I totally laughed at this as I have similar before and after drunken photos from my trip to Jamaica.