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kelly  |  15 February 2006 - 10:02pm

I touched my toes! You know, without bending my knees!! TOUCHED MY FREAKING TOES, PEOPLE!!!

I have never been able to do this. In yoga, I'm as bendy as they come except for anything involving, you know, touching my toes. My hamstrings, they are TIGHT.

But today? I TOUCHED MY FREAKING TOES!!!

::jazz hands::

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Closet Metro  |  15 February 2006 - 10:17pm

Did you tear off your top in celebration? Wait, don't answer that. I'll just asume "yes" because it leaves me with a much better image than what a response of "Hell no, creep!" will create.

 

kelly  |  15 February 2006 - 11:20pm

Closet Metro - Yes. Of course. I mean, duh. ;)

 

Bente  |  16 February 2006 - 12:14am

Hooray!

 

LadyBug  |  16 February 2006 - 12:52am

So, you touched your toes while doing ::jazz hands::?

You got skillz, yo!

 

mrtl  |  16 February 2006 - 2:08am

Excellent! Did you bend so your instructor could check out your butt?

 

Ern  |  16 February 2006 - 2:10am

Yay you! And keep it up, chica, because that was TOTALLY me before I started yoga and now I can almost touch my nose to my knees. YOUcanDOit!

 

John Boy  |  16 February 2006 - 2:21am

Okay, I hear you and Ern on this toe touching thing. But it still seems like only a dream for me. If it ever happens for me it might be too much joy to handle ;)

 

John Boy  |  16 February 2006 - 2:22am

Oh, yeah, but the image of you touching your toes is inspirational :P

 

Amy  |  16 February 2006 - 8:15am

Yay for You, Kelly!

Can Rob touch his toes? Just wondering.

 

kelly  |  16 February 2006 - 8:27am

::bowing:: for Bente.

Actually, I wouldn't be at all surprised if that's an actual yoga pose, LadyBug. Hee!

Sadly, this wasn't during yoga, mrtl. It was while I was drying my hair, at home. But I CAN'T WAIT to show my instructor! She's gonna be so proud of me!! (And surely she'll check out my ass. Like, that's a given.)

You can almost touch your nose to your knees?! Holy hell, Ern! And you used to be like me? Okay, I am totally, completely inspired now. AWESOME. Thanks!

It was a totally joyful moment, John Boy! Like, seriously, how lame is that? But it was! And if you need to picture me touching my toes, well then...so be it. Whatever does it for you. Ahem. ;)

Thanks, Amy! And no, he can't. Oooh! I found something I'm better at than Rob!! ROCK.

 

William  |  16 February 2006 - 8:33am

I am not trying to kill the spirit here...but I think touching toes without bending your knees is kinda like Algebra. You never really need to do it. But congrats. :)

 

ieatcrayonz  |  16 February 2006 - 9:24am

Awesome. I shall now go touch a doughnut in celebration.

 

Nilbo  |  16 February 2006 - 9:50am

To amend William's thought: Touching your toes without bending your knees is like wearing a delicate, expensive perfume. Not something you need to do for YOU; but the people behind you can sure appreciate it.

And Ern, you know what we guys used to say about girls who can touch their nose to their knees? "Let's date 'em ... before they get any more limber and don't need us."

 

jessica_deva  |  16 February 2006 - 9:59am

I hate being the next one in line after Nilbo - I mean, how can I top that? But anyway, good for you Kelly! Good work!

 

cat  |  16 February 2006 - 10:03am

Nilbo?
(*bows to the master*)
I am SO not worth...

That being said, I am starting to understand why all those guys asked me out after that picture of me doing the splits graced the sports page of my high school newspaper...

 

cat  |  16 February 2006 - 10:04am

Worthy, damn it! WORTHY!

 

Doreen  |  16 February 2006 - 10:05am

YAY!! That is so awesome. For you bloggers out there, this is really, truly a huge thing for Kelly. I've known this wonderful specimen of a woman for about 18 years and she has been trying to do this, probably since the 2nd grade, when we first met. Kelly, I am VERY proud of you. Love you! (lyme)

 

kelly  |  16 February 2006 - 10:19am

William, you're just saying that because you can't touch your toes. :P

Lick it for me, will ya, ifondledoughnutz?

Nilbo, where have you been all my life? I could just pinch your ass, I love you so much.

jessica_deva, I have no doubt Nilbo wouldn't mind at all if you topped him... And thank you!

cat, I haven't seen you do a split, but I have seen your mind-blowing bendiness as displayed in the Snakin' Tutorial. And indeed, woman, it is HOT. Like, I would totally marry you if I could.

Doreen! I knew you'd be very proud of me! I mean, do you remember me trying to do the V-Sit and Reach? Of course you do. I got negative numbers every frickin' time! And there you were with your damn +6. Sheesh. YAY, I TOUCHED MY TOES!!!

 

rose  |  16 February 2006 - 11:05am

toooOOOOOOOOOeeeeez!!!

 

greenie  |  16 February 2006 - 11:19am

Everyday I am just grateful to be able to see my toes when I'm standing erect. However, I do have the good fortune of being able to touch them and my nose to my knees. I have been bendy in the most amazing ways...(provoking thoughts as to why I never needed a girlfriend. OH! MY! GOD!) I gotta go, go to work, ya, bye.

 

LadyBug  |  16 February 2006 - 11:31am

::giggling::

Greenie said "erect."

Heeheehee.

 

Von Krankipantzen  |  16 February 2006 - 12:15pm

Congrats!!! That is an amazing milestone. I am so like you in that even as a little kid I couldn't touch my toes after years of gymnastics and ballet. Just not flexible. Then I got into yoga and not only did I start to touch my toes but was able to lay my hands flat on the floor! That was epic!

This is just so exciting. I can't wait to get to that toe touching place again...

 

kelly  |  16 February 2006 - 4:34pm

Smooches to rose. :)

OMG, greenie! There is SO MUCH I could say right now, but I'm going to leave it alone. All of it. Oh, lordy, you are too much, my friend. Too much!

::snickering:: I know, LadyBug! Heehee!

Dang, Kranki, that is epic! I'm seriously impressed. Best of luck as you wipe the dust off your yoga mat. ;)

 
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