and just like that I'm back to the shallow
kelly | 26 January 2006 - 11:21pm
- Check it. John Stamos is now internationally recognized for his hotness. Well okay, maybe not internationally. But still. I mean, think of all the men on tv who are utterly bacon-frying HOT. Yeah, John Stamos is officially hotter than all of them. Well, except Josh Holloway, apparently. Which, not to say he isn't hot, but come ON - we all know that is a crock of shit. (Thanks, William, for sending me the link, even if your email did perhaps mock, a wee bit, the fact that Stud Stamos is not #1. Even though he totally is, unofficially.)
- MAJOR DEVELOPMENT in the yoga instructor crush! On Tuesday I wore the assless chaps...er, green pants, to yoga class. And the instructor...she fucking told me that I'm beautiful. This is HUGE, people. Granted, she was referring to the fact that I was rocking a particular pose, but still. She totally wants me.
- I had a third thing but I forget what it was.
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When I was in yoga tonight? I totally thought of you. In downward dog.
You're so cute when you're smitten.
whilst mao-ing down on homemade chocolate mousse tonight, I thought to myself, hmmmm...this could inhibit my downward dog action, and then continued to scrape the bowl clean.
The green pants link was total GAH! moment, when I realized it wasn't a picture of you in said green pants.
I'm with greenie I thought the Green pants wa going to be a picture. I told you, you are out of the Yoga instructor's league. She knows it too.
Side note- Nilbo is sanwiched between Mrtl and you on Random and Odd's blog roll. I just noticed and thought "How funny Nilbo is on top of Kelly."
Welcome back to the shallow end. We've drained a few more inches off for you.
First, this whole John Stamos #2 ranking thing: Did anybody else look through the top ten listings and say "Umm ... who?" So, good for John. He's like Prince of the Unknowns and Wannabes. How quickly he slid from "Whatever Happened to ...?" to "Who is ...?" Sad, really. But it's adorable that you're still loyal to him after all these years.
Thank you for keeping us updated on your Yoga crush. And your assless chaps ... er, green pants. Although I do believe I'd pay good money to see a picture of you performing Adho Mukha Svanasana is assless chaps.
I mean, not as much money as I paid for Kristine to put me on top of you, but still. Good money.
I do think - as a kindness to William and Greenie, who clearly are interested - that you should rock the green pants in a picture. You know, for them.
1. John Stamos is SO #1. That Lost dude? CLEARLY the list was sponsored by ABC, who just wanted to up the show's ratings.
2. Of COURSE she told you you're beautiful. You ARE.
3. So many of my lists end that way.
Are you sure you didn't help write some of that article?
I mean, come on. "[Stamos] has been twinkling those green eyes at us for 20 years" sounds exactly like something you would write.
Although, ain't no way Josh Holloway would be #1 on that list had you written it.
Invite her over for a slumber party and start a pillow fight, thats how these things work.
Okay, I'm laughing, disturbed, aroused, and a little confused. I think I need to see the green pants to clarify the situation ;)
I see, you can't remember #3 because the minute you described the green pants scenario you became lost in your memories of that glorious moment.
heh he
Oh, I thought of you and Rob doing the foxtrot when I was watching our Tivo'd copy of Dancing with the Stars Friday night (it is on Thursday). One of the dances was the foxtrot, and I was bummed that I was watching it on a Friday night and couldn't email you to watch it for inspiration. The foxtrot was described as a flirtatious, fun, yet graceful dance. I can see why that would be the dance you'd want to learn.
A question...What do you wear under the yoga pants? No, seriously...I'm totally self-conscious of panty lines while I have my butt up in the air and I'm too shy to ask everyone else what kind of underwear they are wearing. I'm thinking thong, but I don't find them terribly comfortable.
Aww, Ern, that's sweet of you. Unless they were sexy thoughts, in which case...naughty.
Let's hope my yoga instructor thinks so, mrtl.
What can I say, greenie? I'm a total tease.
william, I have never thought about one's blogroll position like that before. But now all I can think about is how we're all piled on top of each other! I mean, mrtl, Nilbo and I are having a three-way over at Kristine's. And um, do you realize who I'm on top of at Cat's place?
Mr. Nilbo, I do believe you did your homework, getting all Adho Mukha Svanasana on me. Er, so to speak.
LadyBug - WORD, thank you hon, and I'm glad I'm not the only one. :)
Truth is, ieatcrayonz - ::whispering:: I didn't know John Stamos had green eyes. I KNOW, right?! How could I not know that?!!
Really, Jessicarabbit? Huh, I thought that was only how these things happened in Nilbo's wildest dreams.
Aroused by John Stamos perhaps, John Boy? Cause I can totally relate to that. The green pants, I'm afraid, are for my yoga instructor's eyes only. ;)
Danielle, it's true! That's surely what distracted me! Hee. I totally need to start watching Dancing with the Stars. Ooh, and this week we started learning swing!!
Di, truly this is a legitimate concern! I have a few pairs of undies that are sheer and thus lightweight (what Nilbo would call wispy, although how I know that I cannot say) and don't show as pantylines, especially if I'm wearing pants that are a little thick or fuzzy like the supah-hot green velvet ones. I'm all for thongs, but I've never tried one for yoga because with all the bending and...well, thrusting of the butt into the air, I think it would be rather painful.
Well, Kelly, at my place, you're under John Stamos. (Actually, you are actually IN John Stamos too, as it is a link to your site. But maybe we don't want to go there.)
Oh, and tell Di DEFINITELY a thong. You just have to find the right one; it should be nice and soft.
John Stamos is on top of me?! AWESOME, Ern. And thanks for contributing to the yoga underwear discussion. I was hoping you would. You know, for research purposes. ;)