what would john stamos do?
kelly | 9 January 2006 - 5:37pm
Three strikes and I officially dislike you:
Strike 1: The MARRIAGE = [male stick figure] + [female stick figure] bumper sticker on your car.
Strike 2: Driving 22 in a 35. In front of me. On my way home from work.
Strike 3: When the lane divides into two, TAKING THE LEFT LANE AND CONTINUING TO DRIVE AT 22 MPH SUCH THAT EVERY-FUCKING-BODY BEHIND YOU HAS TO PASS YOU IN THE RIGHT LANE. ASSHOLE.
*deep breath...going to a happy place...ah yes, JOHN STAMOS*
I have a date with John Stamos tonight! I have been looking forward to this all day. Okay fine, all weekend.
Jake in Progress - ABC - 9:30pm
He's going to be in like, EVERY SCENE, y'all!! I think my heart might explode.
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Kind of ironic that you were to the right of that guy.
Idiot drivers suck!
I say "Forget about him, and enjoy all the John Stamos you can."
Enjoy your moment with John Stamos tonight. I'm sure he'll love your cute haircut with highlights and buns of steel.
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I would have rear ended him just to scrape that smug bastard bumper sticker off.