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kelly  |  27 December 2005 - 7:45pm

Among the stuff Doreen got me for Christmas? BACON BAND-AIDS. I know, right? Awesome. And also...a bacon air freshener! That smells like, you know, BACON.

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Closet Metro  |  27 December 2005 - 7:57pm

RAWR!!!!

Do you need someone to kiss your owie?

 

LadyBug  |  27 December 2005 - 7:59pm

Someone put a link to Bacon Band-Aids in the comments at mrtl's place, and I thought, "Omigosh! Kelly totally needs Bacon Band-Aids!!" I'm so glad Doreen got them for you.

And your hair looks so different from the last pic I remember seeing of you! It looks great! Work it, girl!

(In other news, could I have used just one. more. exclamation point in this comment?)

cute haircut with highlights
cute haircut with highlights
cute haircut with highlights

 

yonzie  |  27 December 2005 - 8:14pm

Damn, that is awesome. Farkota is asking where Dorweinie got the air freshener.

 

Bente  |  27 December 2005 - 8:36pm

Bacon Band-Aids? That is so cute! Not as cute as your hair though! It looks great. Is it the same cut styled differently?

 

John Boy  |  27 December 2005 - 10:25pm

There's nothing like a slab of meat on a woman. Hmm, I'm not sure that came out right :P

Hope you had a great holiday! I just returned from my "Redneck Valley" visit to the familial unit. I'll post an update soon :)

 

kelly  |  27 December 2005 - 10:39pm

Closet Metro - Yes please! Although you're probably gonna wanna lick it - I mean, it's BACON.

How did I miss that at mrtl's, LB? And yes, the cute haircut with highlights went through a bit of a transformation this last go-round.

Here, yonzie. The thing would prolly cause Farkota to drool bucketloads. (Although it does smell a bit like cardboard bacon.)

Thanks, Bente. The cut is slightly different - I can still flip it out like before, although lately I've been going for chic instead of spunky.

Heh, John Boy. Welcome back! I can't wait to hear all about your hillbilly adventures!

 

mrtl  |  27 December 2005 - 10:42pm

How cool are those? Someone brought them up the day I was pondering gifts for my brother. I've never heard of the air freshener, though... Let me know how the cats handle that and maybe I'll have to hunt it down.

 

Amy  |  27 December 2005 - 11:45pm

Wow, those are cool, in a meat on your arm sorta way.

YOUR HAIR LOOKS AWESOMELY OOH LA LA FANTASTIQUE ma cherie.

 

Torrie  |  28 December 2005 - 12:33am

That is the cutest hair cut with highlights EVER.

 

Sherri  |  28 December 2005 - 1:14am

OMG those things are awesome! I saw them in a store a while ago and wanted to buy them for myself, but thought that might be kinda weird -- to buy them for myself. They're definitely something you buy for other people, right?

You look smashing! :-)

 

Dakoda  |  28 December 2005 - 9:00am

"She's so hot you could fry bacon on her." Yeah, that works.

Now, what does the bandaid cover? A rope burn ...?

 

william  |  28 December 2005 - 9:16am

That Band Aid is so cool.

A tip for single women, spray yourself with the bacon airfreshener and put a few bacon band aids on and you would have no problem picking up guys.

Or just look hot like Kelly and you would have no problems either.

I love the reflection in the lens of the camera.

 

Doreen  |  28 December 2005 - 11:08am

Place to buy band-aids and other non-sensical supplies: Archie McPhee's.
http://www.mcphee.com/
I was at their "super store" in Seattle a while back and KNEW I had to get my bacon band-aids on. Well, Kelly needed to get HER bacon band-aids on, I should say. Check out the site--a neat place.

Oh, and if you think Kelly's new haircut looks good in this post, you should see it in person! When I saw it for the first time, I could NOT stop gushing over how great she looked. Quite possibly the best cute haircut with highlights yet!

 

cat  |  28 December 2005 - 6:17pm

SNAP, girlfriend! WARN a sistah, would you?! This keyboard is SO not water-resistant which makes the whole spit-take, water-through-the-nose, burst-of-laughter thing ever so much worse, that's all I'm saying.

That is probably the most hilarious-- and, okay, most disturbing (that's right! I said it!)-- images I have seen in a LONG while, Kell. I may not sleep well tonight. The arm-bacon, it frightens me.

That being said, CUTE HAIRCUT WITH HIGHLIGHTS! Rawr, baby. RAWR.

 

Von Krankipantzen  |  28 December 2005 - 6:21pm

I love that such things exist in the world.

 

kelly  |  28 December 2005 - 7:34pm

WAY cool indeed, mrtl. The cats may not get to experience the air freshener, though - I'm thinking I'm going to put it in my car. Cause that baby is all mine.

Amy - Merci, mon amie.

Why thank you, Torrie!

Sherri, you should have plunked them down on the counter and said, "Uh...for a friend." Then you'd be the only one who would know you'd actually bought them for yourself. And you already know you're weird, right? So it's all good. And thanks. And 'smashing' is a fantastic word.

Heh, Nilbo. And what's funny is that of course I didn't have an injury at all - I just slapped it on because I wanted bacon on my body. Is that weird?

william, you were the first person I thought of after I opened them because I know you share my love of bacon. And yeah, I thought the reflection was cool, too.

Thanks, Doreen, for the bacon loot and for boosting my hair's ego. You're the bestest.

Huh. If the arm-bacon frightens you, cat, I'll be sure not to mention the other places I've stuck the Band-Aids. And thank you for the RAWR. ;)

Me too, Krank!

 

Momo  |  28 December 2005 - 10:21pm

The picture caught my eye instantly, and I thought to myself...

WTF is she doing with bacon on her arm?

Then after reading this I'm wondering where in the world did she find these. Too funny!

Love your hair!!!

 

Circus Kelli  |  30 December 2005 - 10:06am

LOL... now THAT is a cool bandaid! They make BACON air fresheners? Awesome. :)

You definitely make that bandaid look good, baby.

 

greenie  |  30 December 2005 - 6:38pm

Um...seriously....OH! MY! FREAKIN'! GAWD!!! Sweetie, the hair is RAWKIN it hard, especially with that bad ass bacon bandaid on your arm like that. Put that up in the Prison Break room and there will be a riot.

pssst...I love the reflection in the lense the most.

XOXO Kitten

 

kelly  |  31 December 2005 - 12:59pm

Doreen got them here, Momo. Way cool, huh? :) And thanks!

Thanks, CK!

A gay man's approval is the BEST compliment. Thanks, greenie. ;)

 
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