the fact that he brought a camera along is also an indication of his intentions
kelly | 21 November 2005 - 10:41am

Lesson learned: If, within the first five minutes of the date, you order a huge alcoholic drink
and proceed to tongue the whipped cream, dude is going to expect you to put out.
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Lesson Learned, Flip Side: If, within the first five minutes of the date, she orders a huge alcoholic drink and proceeds to tongue the whipped cream ...
... you, my friend, are getting seriously lucky.
Just sayin' ...
Um, what is that? Looks like you blew chunks into your glass before you drank it. Although, the whipped cream does look yum yum and my tongue is nowhere near that Gene Simmons length. Otherwise, I'd be all over that nookie move myself.
Wait. What? There was a beverage? All I saw was The Tongue.
;) to Nilbo.
Yeah, it does look sorta gross, yonz. But take my word for it - it was sooo good. Dark chocolate smoothie with peppermint schnapps. That drink made me happier than I've been in months.
When I look at this photo, cat, all I can see are those damn cardboard coconut balls.
OH MY!
You sexpot!
Well Hello there. My name is Jessica, I don't think we have formally been introduced.... you look like a sweet young girl, why don't you come over here and we will talk about it.... bring the whipped cream...
Heh, that's what I said when they brought that drink to my table, Momo.
Takes one to know one, Von. ;)
I am so there, Ms. Jessicarabbit. Just let me grab my stuffing stick.
I was in a crappy mood, and then I saw that picture.
Thank you.
Glad my tongue could bring you pleasure, Torrie. ;)
Your eyebrows are incredible.
Why thanks, mrtl. But you realize the one on the left in this photo is mostly plastic palm frond, right?