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kelly  |  21 November 2005 - 10:41am

Lesson learned: If, within the first five minutes of the date, you order a huge alcoholic drink
and proceed to tongue the whipped cream, dude is going to expect you to put out.

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Nilbo  |  21 November 2005 - 11:05am

Lesson Learned, Flip Side: If, within the first five minutes of the date, she orders a huge alcoholic drink and proceeds to tongue the whipped cream ...

... you, my friend, are getting seriously lucky.

Just sayin' ...

 

yonz  |  21 November 2005 - 12:30pm

Um, what is that? Looks like you blew chunks into your glass before you drank it. Although, the whipped cream does look yum yum and my tongue is nowhere near that Gene Simmons length. Otherwise, I'd be all over that nookie move myself.

 

cat  |  21 November 2005 - 1:00pm

Wait. What? There was a beverage? All I saw was The Tongue.

 

kelly  |  21 November 2005 - 3:26pm

;) to Nilbo.

Yeah, it does look sorta gross, yonz. But take my word for it - it was sooo good. Dark chocolate smoothie with peppermint schnapps. That drink made me happier than I've been in months.

When I look at this photo, cat, all I can see are those damn cardboard coconut balls.

 

Momo  |  21 November 2005 - 8:34pm

OH MY!

 

Von Krankipantzen  |  22 November 2005 - 12:15am

You sexpot!

 

Jessicarabbit  |  22 November 2005 - 1:45am

Well Hello there. My name is Jessica, I don't think we have formally been introduced.... you look like a sweet young girl, why don't you come over here and we will talk about it.... bring the whipped cream...

 

kelly  |  22 November 2005 - 9:50am

Heh, that's what I said when they brought that drink to my table, Momo.

Takes one to know one, Von. ;)

I am so there, Ms. Jessicarabbit. Just let me grab my stuffing stick.

 

Torrie  |  22 November 2005 - 3:29pm

I was in a crappy mood, and then I saw that picture.

Thank you.

 

kelly  |  22 November 2005 - 11:00pm

Glad my tongue could bring you pleasure, Torrie. ;)

 

mrtl  |  23 November 2005 - 1:24am

Your eyebrows are incredible.

 

kelly  |  23 November 2005 - 8:38am

Why thanks, mrtl. But you realize the one on the left in this photo is mostly plastic palm frond, right?

 
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