a victory, a confession, and a guaranteed thursday night orgasm
kelly | 17 November 2005 - 12:58pm
- Guess who's back as the #1 and #2 Google search results for cute haircut with highlights AND is also among the top five results for cute haircut? That's right, folks - I AM! Despite switching web addresses, I am still the google goddess. And, still shallow enough to care.
- And now I have Eminem in my head. [Guess who's back? (back back) Back again? ('gain 'gain) / Shady's back (back back) Tell a friend (friend friend)] And shit, now I just let the cat out of the bag that I listen to Eminem. SOMETIMES. It's not something I'm proud of, okay? But the thing is? Dude rocks the assonance. His word play is brilliant. And well, I have to respect that. So sue me. [I just settled all my lawsuits - Fuck you, Debbie!] Okay yes, perhaps an intervention is necessary.
(I saw him once when I was in New York. All these teeny boppers were on the street holding signs that said I (HEART) EMINEM and EMINEM FOR PRESIDENT 2008. And I looked up to the hotel window at which they were all gazing and he was standing there, inside, scowling down at everyone. That is all.)
- John Stamos, John Stamos, John Stamos. On ER. JOHN STAMOS. Stat.
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I provoke orgasms? Cool. I am so going to tell Rebecca she was wrong about that.
Nothing wrong with eminem.
Oooh! I LOVE M&M's! I used to only like the Plain kind, but now I adore the Peanut M&M's. YUMMY!
Congrats on your return as Google Goddess. Even when Google didn't think so, WE all knew you were the reigning Queen of the cute haircut with highlights. AND of John Stamos.
John Stamos. John Stamos. John Stamos. John Stamos.
Google, you slut.
I knew you'd be back.
JOHN STAMOS JOHN STAMOS JOHN STAMOS JOHN STAMOS
KELLY LOVES EMINEM KELLY LOVES M&M KELLY LOVES EMINEM
You closet rapper, you.
Okay, I think you should style your cute haircut with highlights just in time to watch John Stamos on ER! I think John Stamos would appreciate the effort in showing off the cute haircut with highlights while he's being, you know, John Stamos.
But I am not contributing a word to that other part of your post! =)
freudian slip: I read "And, still shallow enough to care," as "And, still swallow enough to care."
did she just tell the internet that she swallows, but just enough to show she cares? How much would that be? Oh, wait.. SHALLOW. Ahem. Nevermind.
I will be thinking of you swooning away while I watch ER tonight.
Thanks for the ER reminder! I would have totally forgotten since I don't really watch that show much anymore.
Victory is sweet! We never doubted you had the cutest cut with highlights.
I'm not a fan of Eminem, but I will admit some of his songs compel me to sing along. What's up with that?
I thought of you today when they were advertising tonight's ER episode. John Stamos John Stamos John Stamos John Stamos.
Enjoy your...show! :P
I never doubted that you would recover your crown, your glory and your John Stamos.
I must admit, that there is a part of me that likes the idea of listening to Eminem. I never have 'listened' to him, just the ads and such. Maybe I should secretly download him to my iPod.
You may be the search for John Stamos, but you'll always be my kitten. XOXO