how to outwit a halfwit cat and other random musings
kelly | 30 September 2005 - 9:43am
- Checkmate! The water bowl situation has been solved. Behold the almighty bowl stand:
Oh yes, that's right, Maylee - the outwitter has become the outwittee! Sucker.
- The Redneck Valley Target's grand opening is October 9. BUT, someone told me that they are doing a soft opening on October 6. That is like, next week!! I am so there. Of course, this begs the question - is it lame to take off work for this?
- Why is it always when one's husband is not home, late at night, that the phone rings and the person on the other end hangs up?
- Last night the ER song made me teary. WTF? I don't even watch that show. I mean, I just had the tv on as background noise since I was home alone and then all of a sudden the music starts and I'm having a major emotional moment. What the hell is wrong with me? Women are weird, y'all.
- I have felt an emptiness since...May, I guess. I wander around aimlessly in the evenings, without direction. There's a void in my life. But now, as of last night, I have once again found fulfillment. Because...ALIAS IS BACK. Hell yeah. And Jennifer Garner and her pregnant little belly are kicking some serious ass. And Lost? Oh, we are full-force down the hatch, people. And let's not forget The Office (makes me laugh and cringe simultaneously - brilliant) and Scrubs (rumored to come back mid-October instead of January - score!) and JOHN STAMOS IS GOING TO GUEST STAR ON ER.
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I love Scrubs, and The Office is slowly becoming one of my favorite shows.
What if John Stamos is playing an accident victim and he is all ugly and what not?
william, we could be tv buddies! And it's all good - John His Lusciousness Stamos will be playing a Gulf War veteran who is working as a paramedic. So...he's guaranteed to be HOT.
Love the new water dish!
Congratulations on the John Stamos teaser!
Famous John Stamos will be on ER? Will John Stamos have a cute haircut with highlights? Even if John Stamos doesn't have a cute haircut with highlights, I know John Stamos would still love YOUR cute haircut with highlights. Because, as you know, John Stamos loves him a cute haircut with highlights.
P.S. It is not lame to take off work for the Target opening. It's only lame if you call in sick to work for the Target opening.
P.S.S. John Stamos. Stamos. John Stamos. John Stamos. Cute haircut with highlights. Cute haircut. Cute cut. Haircut with highlights. Cute haircut with highlights. Cute haircut with highlights. John Stamos loves a cute haircut with highlights, but only on Kelly Stamos.
That is all.
I bet if John Stamos was all injured and bloody on ER, that Kelly could perform some first aid and then John Stamos would fall in love with Kelly and Kelly would become Mrs. Kelly Stamos. Maybe. :)
Rob wouldn't mind, right?
When??!!! When will John Stamos be on ER--will he be a visiting Dr--all cute in a white lab coat, with a stethoscope draped rakishly around his neck....hmmm
I have to agree that hormones are horrible things--I cried at a song on the radio--not because it was sad, but because it was sweet, and commercials on tv--my hubby thinks I'm a freak!
Thank you, mrtl!
Famous John Stamos! Love it. And thank you, LB, for encouraging my Target addiction and contributing to the John Stamos Google Campaign. You are a true friend, girl. :)
Ern, that is a most excellent plan. And I think that if me marrying John Stamos would guarantee that Rob would never have to hear about His Lusciousness again, that Rob would be ALL FOR IT.
Effie - Two episodes in November! That's right - they're bringing in The Hotness for sweeps. Cause ain't nothin' that draws in the ladies like JOHN STAMOS. And he's a paramedic, so I've heard. It's going to be AWESOME.
It makes perfect sense to me that you would weep to the ER music. It is am emotional reaction to the impending John Stamos appearence. Totally logical.
KSta, do you mind being an extra so I can paramed you on the show?
There is absolutely NOTHING lame about taking off for the opening day at Target. My God, it should be a national holiday!
Umm, if you dont take the day off, how can you be there when they open? Duh, its a no brainer! You can call in shopping. Its TARGET! I love my lttle red card.
When I started reading about the 'void' I thought....omg she wants a baby??? A friend of mine and her soon to be maybe husband...HE has baby fever, she's all...NO. Thats why I say maybe. She told him to go find some 24 year old with baby fever and get to making. He said, but I love you and want a woman with an education. She said, I didnt spend over 100 grand on my education to make babies. She did agree to 1, but the time has not been set and now she is totally FREAKING every time he brings it up. She just passed the bar and wants to practice and not have kids right away, but he's going to be 40 next year and doesnt want to be too old. I hope the best for them.
With the new tv season, who needs babies?
I can write the dialogue for the John Stamos ER episode:
"What have we got?"
"Male, late 30's, just arrived."
"He looks perfectly healthy to me."
"He is, Doctor ... it's not him. It's ... well, look for yourself ..."
"Oh, my God, this man's career is coughing up blood! We need six units of Oprah, STAT! Someone call the Olson Twins."
"Too late for that. We'll have to go in and resuscitate the career manually. I'll need 50 cc's of Letterman on a drip. What's this scar?"
"Chart says it's a trophy wife-ectomy."
"My God, who thought this man's career could survive without a trophy wife? Without her, he's done for."
"So .. Doctor .. what shall we do? Doctor ...?"
"Close him up, nurse. We can't help him. Only God can help him now."
Huh, I hadn't thought of that. But it makes absolute sense, Von. :)
Oh John Stamos baby, I will totally play doctor with you.
Hi Mama Duck! And THANK YOU. Damn straight it should be a national holiday.
"With a new tv season, who needs babies?" - I couldn't have said it better myself, lawbrat!
Heh heh. But that's MEAN, Nilbo. I mean, come on, you could have at least written in a line for the extra with the cute haircut with highlights. Geez.
So glad to see you found a remedy for the waterbowl problem.
I say call in, afterall this is a once in Redneck Valley opportunity, Right?
The hang up calls when hubby isn't home are soooo scarey!
Harmones suck! I'm already an emotional person ... then add pg hormones and miscarriage emotions, it all equals Boo-Hooing at the drop of a hat!
Totally love Alias, I just start watching. I caught the last few episodes last season. Hubby loves the office. Always loved ER, even better with John Stamos!
i love alias too. vaughn died? wtf.
Yay Momo! Another Alias fan! :)
anna, I know, right? But he'll be back. He has to.