le chien blanc marche
kelly | 7 September 2005 - 7:13pm
Rob wants to say: Nous sommes arrivés á Paris cet aprés-midi.
(Hit refresh to see my French tagline! Thanks to william.)
Some observations about Paris:
- The metro is not nearly as clean as the Tube in London. I've been to Paris once before and so I knew this already, but it's still worth noting.
- Another thing we remarked often about London was that it didn't smell. Maybe twice we got a whiff of garbage ("Ah, it smells like New York!" I said, which is not an insult because I fucking love New York.) Like the Tube, London is clean. Paris - not so much. Again, I knew this. Actually, we haven't noticed the smell of trash much - it's been mostly BO and urine. Not everywhere, mind you - but often enough for us to comment that it's noticeable. Also, the streets aren't as clean as London. I think what I'm really trying to say here is that London rocks the cleanliness.
- Today Rob and I were on both the smallest elevator known to man and the largest elevator we'd ever been on. Both made me uncomfortable, for different reasons. I'm with Goldilocks - give me "just right."
- We were in Montmartre this evening, and every restaurant we passed had tables on the sidewalk and wine glasses on every table as part of the regular place setting. Eating outside, drinking wine - this is my kind of city.

The restaurant in which we had dinner - Le Verger de Montmartre
And turns out, we are not fucked in France after all! Well, language-wise anyway, if you know what I mean. Because hello! Out of his ass Rob has pulled French I didn't know he had. I mean, Wow, where did that come from? And Rob speaking French? Totally hot.
Amélie, quite possibly my most favorite film of all time, was set in Montmartre. This is the deli in which Amélie worked. Yes, the photo is crooked but that is just to show you that I was so excited by this that I couldn't keep the camera straight. We also passed Le Moulin Rouge, which is the site of another of my favorite films.
Before we left for this trip, I was trying to learn a little French. I successfully learned about 10 words, three of which were le chien (the dog), blanc (white), and marche (walk). And I swear to google, this evening, on three separate occasions, I saw a white dog walking! A different white dog each time! And I was all, "ROB! Le chien blanc marche! Le chien blanc marche!" It was awesome.
Speaking of google, it has now forgotten me. Me, the google goddess. This is good because I wanted it to forget my last name. But this is bad because it no longer remembers that I am the reigning queen of the cute haircut with highlights. So this next picture is for Google.

The cute haircut with highlights on the steps of Sacré-Coeur
I'd like to end by saying that I am SO GLAD we did not go with the hotel with the twin beds because the hotel we're in is fucking perfect. It is so darn cute I want to pinch its cheeks. I owe you my firstborn, Nilbo, which is not to say there will be one. Merci beaucoup, mon ami.
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I hope you have seen the movie French Kiss (it is one of our favorites, Lauren and myself). There are too many quotes in this movie for dealing with the French. There are a couple of great scenes with Meg Ryan and a concierge at a hotel. Shit I can't remember any of them for you to actually say to a French person.
Oooh, william, I LOVED French Kiss! (I also love to french kiss, but not william. I reserve that for Deputy Dad. But I digress...)
What does the new tagline mean? (I know I could probably Blingo it or something, but Rockstar: INXS comes on in, like, 15 minutes, so I just don't have time right now.)
The image of Rob pulling French out of his ass is somewhat disturbing...Perhaps that's the source of the smell? ;o)
Am I calculating wrong, or are you posting at like 4 in the morning? Probably just me. Have fun in Paris!
Dirty, dirty, dirty France. Excellent!
Here is a famous french line. It's perfect considering you got the awesome French hotel with a double bed.
"Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"
Enjoy Paris! And your double bed or floor!?!?!
Boobie Cootietush!
John Stamos!
Cute haircut with highlights!
Google Goddess!
Paris does, in fact, smell.
Worse than NYC.
So, HA!
John Stamos
J'aime la France!
Allez a un musee d'art.
My French sucks and I don't know how to put the accents on here, but anyway have fun!
LB (and everyone else who's wondering), according to william the tagline roughly translates to Kelly's twin bed occasionally rumbles. Sorry I don't have time to respond to each of your comments, but Paris awaits!
DUDE, I can finally read you! Where you BEEN?!
Woman, I love you and your travel-klogging self. And Rob needs to stop pulling French out of his ass. Because EW.
That is all.
P.S. Might I add, cute haircut with highlights! Oh, and John Stamos! Touching your boobies!
P.P.S. I LOVE the Moulin Rouge!! Pictures?! Pretty please?!
Vive Paris!!
I could quote French Kiss, or simple spew French, but I will wish you both a fabulous time (minus les lits jumeaux).
For the record, I am passing on the offer of your first-born. I will, however, gladly accept photos of its conception.
And oh ... quand vous quittez l'hotel, tournez a droit et marchez peut-etre dix metres. Il y a un restaurant qui s'appelle La Villa Romano.
Try the mussels. Orgasmic.
Oooooh, Nilbo, you naughty boy... You make simple directions sound SOOOOOO, well, saucy, il est sûr!