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kelly  |  5 August 2005 - 7:31am

Speaking of crackle, I just saw more of Merv than I ever wanted to see. He is up and about early this morning, leaning out his window harassing people on the sidewalk. I glanced over at him, and at that moment he stood up and...and...and...there was serious full frontal exposure, people. I made an "Aarrghupheek!" sound and turned my head as quickly as possible, but not before he turned and I got an eyeful of the ass. And then he came back to the window and this is the point at which you should be glad I forgot my camera this morning...

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Nilbo  |  5 August 2005 - 8:09am

Ohhh .. you got the Full Merv. Now replay it in your mind with Joe Cocker singing "You Can Leave Your Hat On". There .. isn't that so much better?

 

kelly  |  5 August 2005 - 8:41am

Interesting that you were the first person to comment on this, Nilbo. Almost as if you were waiting...almost as if you knew. Um, nice ass.

 

RazDreams  |  5 August 2005 - 9:00am

i am seriously in love with the photo of the day today (the cats watching the birds on tv). i've GOTTA get me a video of birds to make my cat do the same thing. too funny.

 

kelly  |  5 August 2005 - 9:06am

RAZZER!!! You just made my day, girl, just by showing up. I've missed you, blove.

 

william  |  5 August 2005 - 9:24am

Hah! you told Nilbo Merv he had a nice ass. That is funny. Nilbo Merv sounds like a character from Harry Potter.

 

kelly  |  5 August 2005 - 9:36am

I agree, william. Nilbo Merv should be a Harry Potter character. He's definitely got the right look. (It's okay - I promise it's not an ass shot.)

 

ieatcrayonz  |  5 August 2005 - 9:42am

Just tell me little Merv wasn't standing at attention.

 

Nilbo  |  5 August 2005 - 10:01am

Again, I am not Merv. But I do have a nice ass. And Harry Potter can kiss it. I think Nilbo Merv sounds like the guy who runs the bar that Han Solo frequents.

Drinks are on me. Or in me. Either way.

 

mrtl  |  5 August 2005 - 10:48am

You should be commended on not losing your breakfast.

 

kelly  |  5 August 2005 - 12:22pm

Little Merv wasn't standing at attention, ieatcrayonz. And fortunately I didn't have my glasses on, so I wasn't able to discern a whole heck of a lot. (I know, OUCH.)

Oh, you would make such a great bartender, Nilbo. And Merv would make a great bouncer. But not such a great porn star.

The only reason I didn't is because I skipped breakfast, mrtl.

 

Momo  |  5 August 2005 - 10:17pm

OMG! I'm soooooo very glad you didn't have your camera. I do wonder though, if you called your office manager to come see Merv in all his glory?

 

kelly  |  5 August 2005 - 11:01pm

Oh yes I did, Momo! But she was in an all-day meeting, which means I haven't even gotten to tell her about it yet! She is going to be PISSED that she missed this...

 
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