one foot out of the dark ages
kelly | 30 July 2005 - 12:51pm
::jumping up and down, hyperventilating::
HEY EVERYBODY, WE HAVE DSL!!! There is now a second deity considered worthy of worship in this household, and its name is Verizon. Praise be to Verizon!! WE'VE GOT DSL!!!!
::high-fives all around::
We've got DSL,
Yes we do!
We've got DSL,
How 'bout you?!!
::cheerleader kick and jazz hands::
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HOLY FUCK-A-ROONI!!!!
That's awesome...welcome to the modern world...FINALLY!!!
****Jumping up and down******
Party time! Excellent!
I understand. We just got ours a couple of months ago, and I feel like we've joined the 21st century, finally!
YEAH!!! I'm soooo excited for you. Congrats!
Just wait in about 3 months the DSL will feel too slow.
Yeah! DSL ROCKS!
Yeah!!
Have I told you Lauren loves to high-five now? She was all over it, babe.
Isn't it fab... you can load John Stamos sooooo much quicker now. I had to have it as I'm an Ebay junkie and I wasn't going to lose out on something due to slow dial up, that and my teenager would never get off the phone for me to connect to the internet. If you don't already have it, the next greatest thing is TIVO.
Hooray! You can zoom around with impunity! Go get an altar and burn something on it. NOW!
Yay! You guys must be so happy. Congratulations!
That is so very exciting! Yea! I am so excited for you guys! I had been wondering whether it would work out or not, but I didn't want to ask about it for fear of jinxing you. Yea!
Ah, if only you had electricity and running water, you'd be all set.
And by the way ... if you're going to be jumping around like that. you might want to wear a bra. Oh, my God .. what did I just say???? Never mind ....
OK, this is hilarious. Go to MSN Search, type in John Stamos" and go to page 2.
Don't even ask. I have no idea whatsoever.
Nilbo, you back-stabbing bastard! You STOLE MY FUCKING SEARCH RESULT!!
(Okay fine, I'll grant that it is a wee bit "hilarious." But mrtl is so going to kick your ass....)
'Bout time!
Are you still using one of those cell phones the size of a shoe?
Honest to God, I have no idea how it happened. I cannot find, on my blog, a single reference to John Stamos. It's hilarious, given how many references to him show up on your blog.
Gives you a fair idea of the relative merit of Google Search over MSN search.
You don't want to be high up on MSN Search anyway. On the scale of supernatural beings, where Google is a deity, MSN Search is roughly equivalent to a lawn gnome.
Congrats on the DSL, and the inevitable improvement to your standard of living. Now, cross your fingers and wish for fiber. :)
YAY for you!
We got DSL a few months ago, and I LOVE it.
I love you and your jazz hands. I am totally stealing that when I have some good news (but I will give you your props, no worries).