in memory of my buxom bosom
kelly | 21 July 2005 - 9:31am
This week marks the end of an era. My boobin' it up (™JessicaRabbit) era. That's right, the girls have deflated back to their normal size. And this reduction in stature is a major bummer. Gone are the days of bouncing happily along. Gone are the days of walking with my shoulders back and breasts held high. Gone are the days when my personality wasn't the only thing that was more than a handful.
And so today I mourn the loss of my kickass cleavage...and regret all the tops with plunging necklines that I recently purchased.
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Anything more than a mouthful is a waste, darlin' ... share the wealth.
you still have nice teeth. :)
...and excellent abs.
(and let's not forget the cute haircut with highlights)
RIP, K SisSta cleavage. We'll miss you, okay so Rob more than most, but we'll miss you.
and the legs! did you see dem der long legs?!
I just had a moment of silence in the memory of the boobages.
Aaaw... bye-bye, boobies. At least you will always have the memories, right?
Gosh. I wish I would "Boob It Up," but that usually involves spreading the fat AROUND, ya know what I'm sayin'? And I'm on a reducing mission.
Hey! I know! Maybe I should start researching AUGMENTATION! That'd be a good use of my time, huh?1
Boobs! Fat-free BOOBS!
Hell, yes.
Gonna get me some boobages! La di da!
Gonna get me some boobages! La di da!
Boobs! Boobs! Wonderful boobs!
John Stamos,
John Stamos,
John Stamos luuuuuuuuuvs Kalki of the no boobages but damn fine teeth!
I once heard that if you eat a lot of tomatoes that it will make you boobs bigger...NO? Well hell, whadya expect from a Mo with a green thumb?
Greenie, did tomatoes make YOUR boobs grow bigger?
Cuz that would be weird.
Awww honey, if you want to come over here and have some of mine you can, and really just keep playing with them, they will come back.
Ok, so how much did they really grow? (And subsequently shrink?) Are we talkin' a cup size? More? They should do medical research on you, chica!
And seriously, Greenie? Tomatoes? *ern makes a note on her shopping list*
Well I guess they were there for a good time, not a long time.
So....
Kelly Lost Overinflated Gazongas?
holy cow, ladybug!!! that's awesome. love it.
I eat lots of tomatoes.
I have too much boobage.
That explains a lot.
Not so sure about the boobage:tomato correlation. Seems to me, if it were true, the Heinz people would have sussed that out and their marketing would have an entirely different tone.
if you put tomatoes in your bra, it makes your boobies bigger.
that is all.
Holy hell, that was funny, Raz.
Although, technically, it probably only makes your BRA bigger.
*snork*
LadyBug and Raz, both of your clevernesses made my day. :)
That's sweet, but did my tagline make the cut? ;o)
Heck yeah, girl - I've already written it down for next week. Swear to google.
*SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL*
That totally made my day. It's just stupid how excited I am about that.
Note to self: Must get a life.