john stamos makes me hot and bothered thursday
kelly | 14 July 2005 - 12:53pm
I didn't do SPD today, because I sorta already did the fitting room thing before. I wanted to do it again with the twist, but I was just too tired this week to do much of anything, what with the non-pregnancy and all. (Heh.)
But here's a portrait I'd prefer to look at anyway. Circus Kelli sent me this. (Thank you, girl!) DO YOU SEE THE SHIRT HE IS WEARING? True love is a beautiful thing.
(I just hope the fact that his hair is a bit rumpled and he has that blissed out expression has nothing to do with the Hooters in the background. I can't compete with that, even in my current boobin' it up (™JessicaRabbit) state.)

I was at my parents' house earlier this week and Dad was flipping through the channels and he came upon Full House. Of course he stopped - my John Stamos obsession is no secret. It was the one where Stephanie is making a video for class. And it was the scene in which Rebecca is trying to entertain the twins and she is singing "Bad Boys" and dancing for them (much like the scene in Friends in which Rachel is singing "Baby Got Back" and shaking her butt to quiet Emma), and unbeknownst to her, Stephanie is taping. And then Uncle Jesse comes in and sees Rebecca dancing (much like Ross walks in on Rachel) and starts teasing her about it. And then, THEN out of nowhere, he breaks out the dance moves himself. And I'm not talking a little butt wiggling. I'm talking extreme pelvis gyrating. I'm talking leaned-back, leading with The Gyrating Pelvis, come rub your body up and down against mine, baby dancing. It was HOT, y'all. I have never wanted so badly to bump and grind against a man like I did at that moment, and if my dad hadn't been sitting there, I would have clung to that tv and rubbed my body all over it.
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Oh. Oh, my.
Bump and grind? Pelvis action?
"come rub your body up and down against mine, baby"?
Is it warm in here, or is it just me?
::desperately wishing Deputy Dad wasn't working tonight::
HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Next time, go for it. I'm sure your dad will understand, in a not so understanding, get your nasty self off my set and put your pants back on way.
Is it rap in general, or is it only offensive novelty rap? Because Mommy can rap!
My name is Mommy
and I'm here to say...
Oh, I can't rap!
Oh, and BTW, I'm sure your dad is ever so grateful that he didn't have to watch you grind with a TV hottie. Dads just don't like to see thier girls in that light ever. I think it still bothers my dad a little to see David and I kiss--just peck.
I am so glad that you didn't grab your father for the dancing.
Poor Rob... lol
Okay, I can understand your John Stamos obsession and see that it is THE ONLY reason you watch(ed) Full House (I was the same way with Jessica Alba on Dark Angel). But, it almost seems like you actually thought the show (its storylines, acting, etc.) was good. Is this true or is it just Stamos overglow overflow that I'm sensing here? ;)
I was laughing until I read mrtl's comment...too far mrtl, just too far. :)
LadyBug, you're welcome to borrow my John Stamos shirt to wear to bed tonight if it'll....you know, help.
I don't remember mentioning that my pants were off, ireadmindz. How'd you know that?
That rapping comment cracked me up, Ern!
mrtl, I'm going to have to second Bente's comment. But then, I wouldn't expect any less from you. :)
John Boy Toy, tell me you didn't just diss my show.
Indeed, I feel a little dirty now, Bente.
Hey, I found your site through Crayonz and I just have one thing to say, TIVO. You can set up a wish list and have it record all shows with John in them. Then you can play them back in slow motion and even pause it during those special moments when a longer viewing is necessary. Ok, gotta go and set my John Stamos wish list up right now... I mean I have to, um um um well, just goodbye!
Hi KGrams, and welcome! But you see, the thing is, we can't get cable, so I don't have access to any of the John Stamos tv love!! But if I did, OH, I would so have Tivo!
Such restraint. 'Specially since he was practically BEGGING for you to bump and grind with him. I mean, LOOK at that shirt.
See, I'm still back at Ern kissing her husband's pecker in front of her dad. That's just wrong.
Not "grinding the TV when dad's in the room" wrong. but wrong, all the same.
Von - I know, right? LOOK at it!
It's true that men hear what they want to hear, isn't it Nilbo?
Well, no his expression is not from anything other than YOU, Kelly. :) I thought you knew that by now.