somebody seriously needs to teach that kid some manners
kelly | 12 July 2005 - 12:30pm
Multiple times throughout the day yesterday, I noticed people noticing me. Well, not people. Men.
First, some dude checked me out as I passed him while walking to work. I figured it was because I was wearing a skirt. (I rarely wear skirts; in fact, this is probably the first time all summer I've worn one. I feel more powerful in pants. Cute pants, but pants.)
Then after work as I was walking into the mall, I saw two construction workers on the roof looking down at me. One was even pointing at me. I wasn't convinced the skirt was short enough to be point-worthy, so I decided it must be the boobs that got their attention. (Yes, I am still boobin' it up (™JessicaRabbit). Say the P word and you are dead to me.)
Then at the grocery store I caught an elderly man gazing at me like he'd just popped a Viagra. And I thought to myself, Damn! My attractiveness is age-spanning! My hotness is inter-generational! Men of all sorts want to jump my bones! Then I panicked, thinking maybe everyone was staring because my skirt was tucked into my underwear or something. So I ducked into the bread aisle to do that torso-twist thing one must do to look at one's own ass. No skirt tuckage. Shew.
My body has always been more boyish than buxom. Only in recent years have I come to be in possession of an ass, and only in recent weeks have my boobs become big enough to be visible from a roof. So although I find the attention of strange men more skeevy than flattering, I will admit that I walked into the video store feeling rather proud of my newly-acquired curves. There might have even been a bit of a bounce in my step. You know, to better show off the boobs.
As I was leaving the video store, I came face to face with two teenage boys. This ought to be good, I thought to myself. As I pushed open the door and stepped out, one of them grabbed ahold of the door, looked at me like only a teenage boy can, and said in a flirtatious, faux-deep voice, "Thank you."
And then his buddy looked at me and said, "You have nice teeth."
Oh.
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I'm not up on the latest teenage "lingo", Kelly, but I'm pretty sure "teeth" is a euphemism for BOOBS.
There now. Feel better?
LadyBug is correct. I'm going to have to start calling you "WILF." Not from me, from the oglers.
It's awesome that the teens noticed your teeth, but I'm sure the rooftop construction workers were merely pointing out your cute cut with highlights.
What's the P word?
I was hoping somebody would offer up an interpretation, LB. Makes sense, I guess, considering he didn't even see my teeth.
ieatcrayonz, what was I thinking? You're right - of course those guys were admiring my cute haircut. And the way the sunlight hits my highlights, how could they NOT? (P word - you know, pea in the pod, bun in the oven. Apparently a girl can't announce to the internet that her boobs are miraculously growing without everyone telling her she's...you know.)
You're exuding hottness.
Kelly, darling, NEVER underestimate the power of a fantastic smile. :)
Oh, THAT P word. Mention JR's name and my mind immediately jumps in the gutter. I live a sad, sheltered life.
No mrtl, I think I'm just exuding cleavage.
Ha, so true Circus Kelli!
Oh wow, cray, you thought I meant THAT OTHER P word? Funny. Although if there are going to be rumors either way, I think I'd rather be associated with your P word. No wait, not YOUR P word, because you don't have one. But you know what I mean. Maybe.
I've seen you live and in person, up close and personal.
YOU. ARE. HAWT.
It's not just your teeth, silly!
TGIM always says, "Oh, Kalki! Is that one of those girls you met? She's CUTE!"
And I'm all, "Down, bitch."
And he's all "Rawr."
RAWR! where I come from, the men didn't just stare, they whistled long and slow...okay, maybe just my Dad did that, but you at least knew what he was saying instead of wondering if toilet paper was trailing behind you or some such thing.
Now that's a post! It's sounds like your mojo is on a tear.
The question is: when will the staring of men stop being a recursive mojonator...
Awww, thanks, Cat. And please tell TGYM "How YOU doin'?" from kalki. Or, you know, not, if you don't want to. :)
Now that is a Southern gentleman, greenie. Give me a long whistle over this "Hey baby!" and "You have nice teeth" shit any day!
Mr. Mojo, appreciation will always be the ultimate mojonator. And I'm pretty sure you're the one who taught me that.
Yeah, you ARE totally hott and everything, but with all this boobin' it up, I have to ask: When was your last period? b/c if you can't answer quickly, I'm gonna have to say diagnosis = P. So?
See, this is where the confusion comes in, Dr. Ern. Because I skipped my last period, intentionally. So I technically haven't had one in awhile, but I wasn't supposed to. And I've been on the pill every single day since my last one, so I haven't been too concerned. My next one is hopefully tomorrow. Stay tuned...
Maybe "teeth" is the new street term for boobies.
Kids these days...
Here's hoping, Torrie.
W.I.L.F. ? W.ife I.'d L.ike to F.loss, oh I get it.
Heh. Show us your teeth! No really, I mean teeth...yeesh.
Yeah, now I wanna see your teeth!
As for the menfolk staring, I must declare that from your pictures you can indeed be classificated in the cute/hot category, sans doubt.
I'd stare. I mean, I'd be subtle and all, but I'd definitely stare. I've always had a weakness for a good set of teeth. Attached to a woman who is quite happily boobin' it up.
As to your impending (or not) menstrual events, on behalf of all the males on the Internet as a Hole, may I just say "Tell us when to duck, but spare us the details"? I have two daughters, and when the women in my life need some time without me around, one will loudly say to the others "So, I had a really heavy flow last month, and I was wondering ...". By that time, I have made a cartoon-like Nilbo-sized outline in the door.
Girls: just because you CAN blog it, it doesn't mean you HAVE to.
Teehee, william!
I'm sorry, but after yesterday, my teeth are feeling a bit exploited, Bente.
Thank you, Amy. You are very kind.
Nilbo, are you capable of being subtle? Really? ;) And your request re: the girly details is duly noted.