hopefully he's better in the basement than he was in bed
kelly | 30 June 2005 - 10:15am
The A/C repair dude is in my basement! Right now, as I'm typing this!! I'm so excited! Last night, in anticipation of this moment, I had a sex dream about the A/C repair dude - THAT'S how excited I am to get this thing fixed. Please cross your fingers, toes, eyes, etc. in hopes that he can fix it. Because if not, I am buying a one-way ticket to Alaska. I shit you not.
Update: And then the A/C repair dude said, "Let there be cool air." And the heavens opened and the angels sang Hallelujah!, and THERE WAS COOL AIR. And it was good.
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Is he hot? I once had a cable guy come to my apartment and "I shit you not", he was so freakin' HOT in that blue collar manly man kinda way. He was Porn Star Hot.
Step away from the A/C guy ... slowly. With your hands in plain sight. They are human beings, and not to be treated as sex objects. Unless you take pics.
After reading your comment the other day about how your sex dreams sometimes...ahhh...affect you, I immediately wondered about the A/C repair guy dream. Then I read the title again. Guess not, huh?
I bought a Kirby from this one salesman because he was so hot!!
I'm also thinking about rebreaking Marina's arm because her doctor was SMOKIN good lookin'.
Oh, I Tivoed the John Stamos interview. Do you have a VCR? or maybe I can find a rerun of it. Conan O'Brien.
Hi.
It's okay to have those kind of dreams when you have suffer without A/C. That only applies if you're not Rob.
I think I want to go to Alaska, too. It's so hot here, you could make toast on the sidewalk.
"Porn Star Hot" - I love it, greenie. In my dream the dude looked like Jude Law. In real life, he was just a'ight.
Nilbo, any photos taken will of course be sent immediately to you via email.
Yeah, not so much, LB. Dude kept getting distracted by tools or something. Suffice it to say it was a strange dream.
I do have a VCR, Kristine. How did my Johnny do? Was he adorable? Was he perfect? My mom bought TWO sets of encyclopedias when we were kids - I can only imagine what THAT salesman looked like! ;)
Hi Torrie!
I am all about the sex dreams double standard, ieatmonsterz. I'm also all about traveling to Alaska with you - I'll pick you up at 8!
Yeah for cool air! If we were going without A/C, I can only imagine the crazy dreams I would be having.
Yea! for A/C. Life is inhumane without it.
Every AC dude who's ever serviced my unit has had a hairy ass or was my cousin... or both.
Yes, let's blame the sex dream on the heat. Good idea, Ern. ;)
"Life is inhumane without it." - This made me chuckle, lawbrat, just because it is so true.
And that, mrtl, made me laugh out loud.
Great. She sends me a picture of his plumber's butt.
Oh, wait ... that's her cleavage. never mind.
::kicking Nilbo under the table HARD::