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kelly | 22 June 2005 - 12:40pm
In honor of my birthday, I went shopping yesterday (which wasn't my birthday, but since when do I actually need a reason to shop?). I brought Dakoda the digital camera along in my purse so I could get this week's SPD (public restroom) shot. And since I already had the camera with me, I figured I might as well document my shopping trip. Because truly, if you all lived near me, I would have dragged you shopping with me. But since you don't live near me, I figured I'd drag you along via the blog instead.
So here is a collection of dressing room shots. Yes, I always act like this in the dressing room. (Oh, like you all DON'T.) Well okay, I might have posed it up a bit more than usual since I was having my very own photo shoot (which, by the way, I highly recommend). But don't go thinking I think I'm all that - believe me, I am not taking myself seriously here.
(Click on the photo to see the entire collection.)
Strike a pose, there's nothing to it.
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Aha! Now I know the real reason behind why you haven't been responding to my e-mails!!
Um, excuse me, but what the FUCK is Rob talking about? If you lose any weight, I will personally come over there and kick your ass, because it would be incredibly disordered for you to think that you have pudge. And after I kick your ass I will refer you to one of my friends who work with eating disorder patients. And they will kick your ass too.
Tummy flab, my ass.
By the way, I went shopping yesterday too, so it's KIND of like we went shopping together. (Did that sound stalkerish?)
You are too freakin' funny, girl.
And I can't help thinking, I wonder what the women in the other dressing rooms thought, when they heard the camera clicking away?
And just when is/was your birthday, anyway? Lemme just go ahead and say
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MRS. JOHN STAMOS,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.
There. Now I've got my bases covered in case I miss/missed the ACTUAL DAY.
Hello H-O-T-T mama!
Rob, get thee to an optician. There is no belly flab in sight. I repeat. No belly flab in sight.
You are such a card. If I had that bod, I would so do that, O-faces and all. Excellent shots, BTW. I can only imagine what the other shoppers were thinking you were doing in there for so long. No supervision, please. I prefer you without.
Great pictures. I can't wait to see the public restroom one tomorrow.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
I am officially scared of you...
Hey! Let's go shopping! You and me! VOGUE.
'Tis true, SG. Sometimes shopping really is my #1 priority...I'm self-absorbed like that. ;)
Don't worry, Ern, I'm content with the bod just as it is. There is a bit of tummy flab, but who doesn't have that? (Except Paris Hilton, but she's icky.) And I LOVE that you went shopping yesterday, too! We long-distance shopping bonded, girl! :)
The actual day is tomorrow, LB. Thanks for the song, especially the Mrs. John Stamos part. (And I turned the camera's volume off, but it still made a tiny mechanical noise which of course felt to me like a HUGE ECHOING SOUND.)
Hi Ronzie Fonzie! The other shoppers surely thought I was a freak. Which I am. And what you said about preferring me without supervision...that just might be the sweetest thing anyone has said to me this week. :)
Thanks, Torrie!
CAT! I saw the Lucky Charms shirt! I saw the Lucky Charms shirt! Actually, I took of picture of myself wearing the Lucky Charms shirt so I could send it to you and mrtl. Haven't yet, but I will. I didn't post it because I don't want people to think I am a freak. Heh. ;)
ps - I am all about going shopping with you, girl. The next time I'm where you are, we shall shop til we drop.
You crack me up, you silly little monkey. :D
Happy birthday! Spanky spanky spanky!!!!
Ok really, you and I so have to go shopping together. And let people place bets on how long it takes before we get asked to leave a store. It can be a really fun game to play, trust me.
Oh and if John Stamos doesnt mail himself to you naked, in a big cake, he is crazy.
um, HELLO>?! you are SO MUCH a hottie! and tomorrow's your birthday - i may actually write it on my calendar. i shan't forget. i hate shopping (is that blasphemy on this site?), but i'll gladly drink three glasses of wine and a buttery nipple with you guys!!! ;) we shall maniacal dance the night away!!!
Okay, now don't tell Rob, but I made copies of all of the photos. I only have one problem though. They don't seem very representative of the going ons in a dressing room. Isn't there also an undressing component in this process? ;)
Heh heh, Amanda just called me a monkey.
Funny you said that, Jess. I've been secretly hoping for John Stamos to pop out of a cake naked... ;) And oooh, "yes please" to the shopping!
Oh Raz, wouldn't that be FUN?! I'd love to hang out with you. Don't worry - hating shopping isn't blasphemy here at klog. The only thing that counts as blasphemy is making fun of John Stamos (ahem NILBO).
Hee, John Boy, you're cute. And actually, the photos aren't representative of my entire shopping trip either, because I spent a good while at Victoria's Secret... (Oh how I love to tease you.) ;)
I'm such a turkey, I read the I NEED supervision as I NEED super vision. Anyway, the important question is what did you buy? All of it? I bet it was all of it.
Jeez Laweez! Eat your heart out, Farrah.
Kelly is IN the Fittin' Room and she is lookin' FAHNE.
Great pictures, you totally are in the running for ANTM with those
saucy neck angles.
Actually, Bente, I only got ONE thing. Can you believe it? Yeah, me neither. I just got the little linen v-neck number (photos #2, 3 and I think 4).
You are too kind, Amy!