birds can suck it
kelly | 5 June 2005 - 9:47pm
Ours was the only car in the row to be shat upon. And this is just a hint of the extent to which we were shat upon. There were white shit bomb explosions ALL OVER the car. And no, we weren't parked under a tree.
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Oh my! I can't believe you weren't even under a freakin tree! Those birds have got it in for you guys. Maybe you should ask your kitties what they've been up to...
Well, Bridget did piss off some birds the time we took her to the park...
But still (say it with me now) that shit ain't right.
It should also be noted that this shit was persistent. Even after the automatic carwash I was still scraping off remnants of this bird prank.
I tried telling myself that the birds were going for the "Just Married" car decoration effect. We were out of town celebrating our wedding anniversary, after all.
But even I can't buy that. Suck it, birds.
Hrm. There is definately an imbalance in your chicken kharma. I will meditate on it. :D
Gah! This rivals the famous Shit Bird Rock in Monterey.
Oh my dear god, who fed the birds xlax? thats just not right!
Kelly, what is it with you and shit?
Grody. You sure you weren't egged and shat upon? Unbelievable.
Holy Shit! I dont think I've ever seen that much shit on a car, ever. It almost looks like somone took white paint and just dumped it on the car. I am so very sorry for you. Only your car, and not under a tree. So much shit. John Stamos will clean it for you, I'm sure.
that's really shitty.
HOLY CRAP!
Literally.