mrtl monday
kelly | 30 May 2005 - 10:55am
I've already documented many of the google searches for which I'm a top result. (See the google goddess topic.) But there's more to me than an award-winning haircut and long sexy legs/rock hard abs/buns of steel.
Here are a few of the random searches that bring people to klog:
peek a boo bikini contributions (#2 result)
Sounds like a good cause....
leah remini thong (#3 result)
No comment.
dijon shit translation (#3 result)
selling pitch items lint roller (#3 result)
Huh?
I feel I provide a service to many googlers, giving them the information they so desperately need. I am the #1 search result for:
Full House park
Thanks to me, no one will have to quest for the Full House house like I did.
people who have candy on their desks get higher raises
Take that John Tesh! People will get the TRUTH here!
reasons to commit adultery
Rob says I should be especially proud of this one.
And of course, I am the #1 search result for:
kelly loves john stamos
johnn stamos loves kelly
john stamos and kelly
john stamos loves
john stamos thinks kelly is hot
It seems my haircut just keeps winning recognition. I am now the #2 result for cute rock girl haircut. How cool is that? My hair does whip around rather rock girl-esque. And the tongue is very rock girl, don't you think? Check it:
And finally. I'm not a top search result for this one, but I feel it is worth mentioning that someone found my blog by searching wife fucking husband's boss.
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Did I miss sexy rockstar moonlighting as superhero SPD day? Now there's an idea...
I'm still wondering what that last search was all about. What exactly are you looking for when you Google that? Private investigators, hit men, and of course KLOG.
There's one search query that kelly failed to mention. Klog is the number 1 google result for rob does house work while kelly blogs. 'Nuff said.
I especially like that under the "reasons to commit adultery" search, yours is first, followed by at least 7 websites about how to commit to your spouse, have a committed marriage, etc. Bad is always first, I guess!
John Stamos is totally your bitch!
AAAAAAH HAHAHAHAHAHA!
And the look on your face in that picture is priceless.
You are such a rock star.
And you forgot to mention you're the #1 search result for kelly's boy toy John Stamos.
have you discovered googlism.com? try searching it for kelly ;)
I found this site when I typed in something like: writes original songs American Idol wanna be in your heaven--- or something like that. Still haven't found the answer. I DID email all my friends a link to the Walmart-toilet-plunger story. VERY funny. I'm listening to the police scanner at work and a cop just said, "...Subway Sangwich shop" and he wasn't being funny. SANG-wich. I live in Rhode Island. WTF?
Welcome serenasixfeetunder! Thanks for leaving a comment - I'm glad you're here! And SANG-wich? WTF indeed!