self portrait day: cat pajamas
kelly | 28 April 2005 - 11:28am
Aiight, I already posted a self-portrait for today, but I do actually have one for this week's goofy clothes theme! So I'm gonna post two. But really just one because this isn't a self-portrait at all. Whatev. If mrtl can use Bug, I can use Maylee.
If you're considering calling PETA, please click here first so that you've at least got the story straight.
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Hey, Kelly,
I've been lurking for a while. And I know you're going to have a hard time believing this is really me, but I think I can convince you.
I knew you were coming to SF, and I knew you'd be looking for the house. I was IN the house when you got there. I rented it out and camped there for days, just hoping to catch a glimpse of you. With my binoculars, I could see that you have the most fabulous haircut and highlights anywhere on the internet.
I also saw how those little hairs stood up on the back of your neck when you stood there gazing at the house. You didn't know I was looking back at you through my Bausch and Lomb 5000X. If only what's his name hadn't been with you.
Now that you know, nothing can stop us.
Your man,
John Stamos
P.S. My hair may make a comment of its own later on.
Hey Kelly, I heard today is celebrity de-lurking day, and I just wanted to say you are one fine chick. Now that I'm finally free of both my Full House Rebecca and my real-life ball-and-chain Rebecca, we can finally be together.
You know what my favorite thing about you is, Schmoopie?
Your CUTE HAIRCUT WITH HIGHLIGHTS.
John, I don't think it's really you, I don't. Why would you leave me two different comments within 3 minutes of each other? Unless you just can't stop thinking about me, like I can't stop thinking about you....
I'm confused. Because there's actually a pretty good chance that it really IS you. But there's also a small chance that it's not, thanks to the ridiculous idea thunk up by Mrtl and Susie. Wienies.
I need a sign. John, tell me what the two different last names were that you had as Jesse on Full House. If you can tell me that, then I'll know it's you! And I hope you can, because I've been dreaming of our life together.
Kelly, it's really me, or a close facsimile thereof.
1. Cochran.
2. Consopolas.
Now, come to me, my love.
Katsopolis, but close enough for me!
Take me, John. Right here on this blog.
Okay, here I come. Just let me grab my shower cap. I don't wanna mess up my hair.
HAVE MERCY.
(Like Susie, I'm never going to wash this blog again...)
getcha hands offa my hunka-hunka-burnin'-love! go roll in that grass with your real man where john's heinie was. i'm still lusting after him...after all these years. ::sigh::
(p.s. this is not razdreams. this is rebecca. for real.)
p.s. but kelly, i think you're the cat's pajamas, girl. really.
(this is still not razdreams.)
Rebecca, I can certainly understand how you would still be lusting after John. But at least you got to smooch on him for, like, YEARS!
SO jealous - ME. And actually, when I was a girl I wanted to be you when I grew up. Partly because of the smooching John Stamos thing, obviously, but partly because I think you're the cat's pajamas, too.
And I also think RazDreams is the cat's pajamas (even though I know this isn't her).