three reasons to hate me
kelly | 20 April 2005 - 4:55pm
1. Today's activities have included breakfasting, reading, watching tv, and knitting. All in The Heavenly Bed®.
2. Yesterday while shopping outlets I bought two pairs of Steve Maddens for less than $30. Total.
3. I'm posting this while sitting poolside under a palm tree.
You may now commence hating. It's okay, I understand. Next week, I'll definitely be hating my current self, too.
- 480 reads
all comments photoblog
1. MY day's activities included breakfasting, reading, talking on the phone, and listening to the radio. All at my desk.
2. Yesterday while buying 10 things at Wal-Mart, I spent $187. Total.
3. I'm posting this whilest driving my car.
(Numbers 2 and 3 aren't true, but I wanted to post a list too.)
I *would* rather be poolside in Cali with a cold Corona and a good Stephen King novel. :-(
1. My day's activities included breakfasting, reading blogs, writing, talking on the phone, and baking bread. None of them in bed, Heavenly or otherwise. (And frankly, if I had access to a Heavenly Bed, I'd choose to do none of the above in it. I'd take that puppy for a spin and see what the whole "Heavenly" thing was all about.)
2. Today at Staples I bought a printer cartridge and some three-ring paper. It came to $44.77. I expected it to be more, so I went to the liquor store and bought a bottle of Canadian Club.
3. I'm posting this from my office/poolroom while watching my dog carry on a spirited discussion with some nesting crows (who knew she was bilingual?)
I do not hate you for your vacation. We all need them. And they all end. So next week, while you pine for the Heavenly Bed and the poolside Pina Coladas, it'll be just another week for me. My reward for not hating you is that I won't have to feel sorry for you.
3.
No hating or listing from me.
Just one pressing question:
HAVE YOU FOUND THE FULL HOUSE HOUSE YET?
I aim to please. You asked for hating. I'll deliver.
Bitch!
There. Now make sure you've put on some sunscreen, dear!
Must...not...hate...ergghhh....
The details of our agreement are clearly set in stone. I am legally required to love you forever.
BTW, is there any way that you or that geek-stud hub, Rob, could make your site remember commenter info? My fingers...so...numb...
Forgive me Kelly, but at first glance at your self-portrait today, I thought you photoshopped your little upper half selves right in the water. It's kind of funny when you think of it that way.
Very neat picture though. I wish I had a picture of myself in front of a landmark. All we have are hay bales out here and this.
Robyn, I will take your request to the geek-genius husband. I agree that is a necessary feature. And that whale - WOW. Just...just...WOW.