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06.29.08 - kelly's loony offensive guide (RzDrms)
06.22.08 - kelly's lifetime of growing (RzDrms)
06.15.08 - kelly leaps over gates (Ern)
06.08.08 - kentucky: land of geldings (Doreen)
06.01.08 - keep list of goals (RzDrms)
05.25.08 - karaoke lyrics oversung greatly
05.18.08 - kaleidoscope: laundry, orchestras, grand-canal (RzDrms)
05.11.08 - kitchen loses odious grapes
05.04.08 - keen love of gnocchi
04.20.08 - kelly leisurely observes greece
04.13.08 - kind leaping ocean geniuses
04.06.08 - kiss-up lovingly outstands group (RzDrms)
03.30.08 - kelly: loquacious officious granny (jane)
03.23.08 - kitchen loathing: operation gut! (RzDrms)
03.16.08 - kelly lauds orbit gum
03.09.08 - kitchen loses original gaudiness (Kristine)
03.02.08 - kitties' lullaby: operatic gale (LadyBug)
02.24.08 - kelly: laughable overachieving geek (jane)
02.17.08 - kelly loves open guts (William)
02.10.08 - kelly lances open gallbladder (RzDrms)
02.03.08 - kelly learns organ groping (Susie)
01.27.08 - kindly limit one guess (Di)
01.20.08 - kicker lifts our giants
01.13.08 - ketchup, lettuce, onions: garnishes! (Doreen)
01.06.08 - karaoke leaves one groaning
12.30.07 - kissing loved ones gaily (RzDrms)
12.23.07 - kringle leaves our gifts
12.16.07 - kin loathe overeating goodies (Rob)
12.09.07 - knotting loops of garland
12.02.07 - kick lobbed over goalpost
11.25.07 - knowiingly lascivious over games (JLD)
11.18.07 - kneelingly lift our gratitude
11.11.07 - kelp: levitating ocean grass (Rob)
11.04.07 - key locks old gate
10.28.07 - kids: lions, ogres, ghosts
10.21.07 - kind life of grandfather
10.14.07 - kevlar locks out gunshots (Rob)
10.06.07 - kangaroos like offbeat gait
09.30.07 - kind language on gravestones (RzDrms)
09.23.07 - kiln leaves objects glazed (Doreen)
09.16.07 - kingly luxurious opulent grocery
09.09.07 - keep lighthouse ominously glinting
09.02.07 - kite lurches onto ground
08.26.07 - kids lovely once grown (RzDrms)
08.19.07 - ketchup lids ooze goo (Doreen)
08.12.07 - kinda like overbearing gorillas
08.05.07 - katydid leaps over grass
07.29.07 - kindly lay-off obscene gazing
07.22.07 - kudzu lurks, overtaking greenery
07.15.07 - knives leave open gashes (RzDrms)
07.08.07 - killjoy loves ornery grousing
07.01.07 - kaboom! lights of gaiety (Rob)
06.24.07 - kids lie on grass
06.17.07 - kayaking lazily on gully (RzDrms)
06.10.07 - kicking like outraged goats
06.03.07 - kinky lapdance offers gratification (RzDrms)
05.27.07 - kickstand leans on ground
05.20.07 - keep leering over glasses
05.06.07 - kinked loops of gardenhose (Rob)
04.29.07 - knapsack lacks our granola
04.22.07 - king lear offended goneril (RzDrms)
04.15.07 - koalas lunch on greens
04.08.07 - kookaburra lilts odd guffaw
04.01.07 - kilts leave others guessing (SG)
03.25.07 - kite leaves our grasp (Rob)
03.18.07 - ketchup leaves orangy globs (RzDrms)
03.11.07 - knead loaf of gluten
03.04.07 - kinda like obstinate giraffes
02.25.07 - KGB lifted our goods (Rob)
02.18.07 - knowing languished over-the-shoulder glance
02.11.07 - kiss lover oh-so gently
02.04.07 - knock loudly on gate
01.28.07 - kelly lately operates gimpily (RzDrms)
01.21.07 - kelly likes oversized genitals (Mrs. Strizzay)
01.14.07 - know-it-alls love offering guidance (RzDrms)
01.07.07 - kelly loves oddball geeks (Nilbo)
12.31.06 - kisses, libations offered gaily
12.24.06 - kitchenaid lavishes overflowing goodies (mrtl)
12.17.06 - keep left of guardrail
12.10.06 - klepto-like ongoing guilt
12.03.06 - kelly lets ob/gyn grope (William)
11.26.06 - kin loudly offer gaseousness (RzDrms)
11.19.06 - kindly ladle overflowing gravy
11.12.06 - kinetic levitation over ground (Rob)
11.05.06 - knuckleheads lead our government
10.29.06 - kaleidoscopic leaves on ground
10.22.06 - kelly likes old guys (Torrie)
10.15.06 - kneeling lessens overworked gait (RzDrms)
10.08.06 - kin's little one (girl!)
10.01.06 - kinesthetically languishing outdoor getaway (Rob)
09.25.06 - kool-aid leak, one gallon
09.17.06 - kinky locks of gold
09.10.06 - keep lock on garage (RzDrms)
09.03.06 - kebabs lying on grill
08.27.06 - kindergarteners like orange go
08.20.06 - keeping list of grievances
08.13.06 - kissing leaves one giddy
08.06.06 - kelly's lens oddly good-again (Amy)
07.30.06 - kelly's luxurious overseas gallivanting (RzDrms)
07.16.06 - kelly launches opulent globetrotting
07.09.06 - kisses last once given (RzDrms)
07.02.06 - kodachrome lilies of giverny
06.25.06 - kinetic loop over ground
06.18.06 - kelly lives on grandly
06.11.06 - kind lefties open gates (Effie)
06.04.06 - keg loving oyster guzzlers (Ern)
05.28.06 - kinda like one-eyed gopher (Doreen)
05.21.06 - kegels lack ostensible gracefulness (RzDrms)
05.14.06 - keeping long obscure grudges (RzDrms)
05.07.06 - kelly lives on gumption (Rob)
04.30.06 - kissed licked ogled groped (John Boy)
04.23.06 - kelly's literary oracle glow (Ern)
04.16.06 - kelly's life: original gangsta (Closet Metro)
04.09.06 - kinky little olive grower (Kristine)
04.02.06 - karmic lessons offer guidance (RzDrms)
03.19.06 - kicky laid-back ocean getaway
03.12.06 - kleptomaniacs lift others' gifts (RzDrms)
03.05.06 - kelly's luscious overbuttered gazongas (LadyBug)
02.26.06 - kelly licks own guns (william)
02.19.06 - keep licking old gumdrops (Effie)
02.12.06 - killer, ludicrous, orangutan-sized gazongas (Mr. Mojo)
02.05.06 - kelly loses on gambling (william)
01.29.06 - kiss lips on gluteus (Kathleen)
01.22.06 - knight leaps onto gelding
01.15.06 - kumquats, lemons ogre gnawed (Closet Metro)
01.08.06 - knowing look, one glance
01.01.06 - knuckleheads lambaste our gaiety (Ern)
12.25.05 - kiss last orbit goodbye
12.18.05 - kelly loves opening gifts (SG/RzDrms)
12.11.05 - kinda like ornamental greenery (Rob)
12.04.05 - K...like one grand (Doreen)
11.27.05 - keen light offers glimmer (RzDrms)
11.20.05 - kin ludicrously overeat grub
11.13.05 - kelly's love owns g-spot (mrtl)
11.06.05 - khaki leaves originally green (RzDrms)
10.30.05 - kindly lift open gate
10.23.05 - kelly's lover older grows
10.16.05 - keep large opponents guessing (Di)
10.09.05 - keep laughing or grinning (RzDrms)
10.02.05 - kinky lovers' objectionable gratification (Ern)
09.25.05 - kooky lackadaisical ornery goon
09.18.05 - keep lead-foot off gas (LadyBug)
09.11.05 - kelly leaves overseas glumly (Di)
09.07.05 - kelly's lit-jumeaux ocasionnellement grondement (william)
09.04.05 - kelly's london odyssey gazette (Nilbo)
09.01.05 - keep lips off guards (LadyBug)
08.28.05 - kinetic loss of gratification (mrtl)
08.21.05 - known limits of galaxy (John Boy)
08.14.05 - kitten litter overly gigantic
08.07.05 - kindred laughter of gossip (Ern)
07.31.05 - keen looker of geocaches (mrtl)
07.24.05 - kelly lost overinflated gazongas (LadyBug)
07.17.05 - kites levitate on gusts (Di)
07.10.05 - kangaroos leap over giraffes (RzDrms)
07.03.05 - kings live on greed (Doreen)
06.26.05 - kick lascivious ogling geezers (Sydney)
06.19.05 - kelly's life onward goes
06.12.05 - kvetching lady of google (mrtl)
06.05.05 - kittens love our greenie (Ern)
05.29.05 - kaleidoscopic lustful orgasms galore
05.22.05 - kelly laments organizational gaffes (Rob)
05.15.05 - kilt lifters ogle genitals (John Boy)
05.08.05 - kids like outside gardens (RzDrms)
05.01.05 - kicking leprechauns over gold (ieatcrayonz)
04.24.05 - kelly loves one-eight-eight-two gerard
04.17.05 - kinky lombard's outrageous grade
04.10.05 - kinda like ornery giraffes
04.03.05 - kites linger over georgia (Doreen)
03.27.05 - kindly lovingly obliterate groundhog (RzDrms)
03.20.05 - kodak loves our greenbacks (Rob)
03.13.05 - kinda like oily gears (Rob)
03.06.05 - kooky lovely orb glow
02.27.05 - kisses leta obligingly gives
02.20.05 - kinky like old geezers
02.13.05 - kelly loves one guy (Rob)
02.06.05 - kelly l's online geist