Okay, anyone who knows me knows the addiction that I deal with on a daily basis: CourtTV. It's not something I'm proud of nor is it something that is spoken of often. When we moved to The House Without Cable, I went through an ugly withdrawal that was soon appeased when I discovered a new way to get my fix: courttv.com. And this method is even better because I get to CHOOSE which sordid details I want to read about. Or listen to or watch, because of course I am an exclusive member with exclusive benefits. Ha! I'm my own dealer now!

My recent obsession with the Scott Peterson trial has, understandably, fueled the CourtTV addiction exponentially. I'll just come right out with it: In the last few weeks, I have spent the equivalent of 17% of my time thus far on earth reading the Amber Frey phone transcripts. (Rob will say that's not mathematically possible, but I'm sticking to 17%.) Add in the court transcripts and CourtTV reporters' blog, and we're easily at 21%, people. I think I'm as addicted to these transcripts as I was to Full House episodes as a kid, and that is a scary, scary thing.